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I literally have not had sex since 2019
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that don’t make you a bad person
I second this.
My gal is skinny, but nothing wrong with a bigger woman at all.
Bobs and vajeen, amirite?
what an amateur
it's been since August of 2010 for me, junior
EDIT: btw- that date is legit, and not something I made up just for an "online haha"....I think i'm aesexual
it's been since August of 2010 for me, junior
EDIT: btw- that date is legit, and not something I made up just for an "online haha"....I think i'm aesexual
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In a Rite Aid?!
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I only have sex about once a year. I masturbate maybe once a week or when my balls start to hurt. Sex is boring.
Like Johnny I've practically reclaimed my virginity.
How long? The longest I ever went was like 2 years or so.
6 years.
Plenty of opportunities, but I really don't want it anymore.
I'm probably an asexual too, if that's a real thing.
There's a spectrum to that sort of thing. I'm attracted to women but I have a low sex drive and find sex boring. I think my brother might be an actual asexual but we've never discussed it.
Of course you're also massively depressed as well so that fucks with your sex drive also.
It's the effort. Having to act like you're interested in the person after the fact just isn't worth it to me. I'd rather jack off and carry on with my day without having to be bothered if I don't want want to be. I own my condo, own my car, and have a savings.
A woman needs more to offer me more than just a warm pussy and finding a woman these days who doesn't have the mind of a teenager is very tough and only got tougher with social networking sites.
How fat are you?
I'm 170 lbs and 6 feet tall.
Haven't gained a pound since I graduated high school over 15 years ago.
you know you can get a job you're totally unqualified for by claiming to be a part of the "LGBTQA+" community, right?
Aesexuals are a part of it....you just have to find a way to shoehorn the fact that you are a part of the "LGBTQA+ community" during your interview
the interviewer will never ask "well- what are you?"...they'll just move you to the head of the line....and even if the interviewer does ask that, you can answer "Aesexual"....I mean- Aesexual is a part of the group and you're not lying to them
I would totally use this btw- but I don't forsee myself going on a fancy job interviews