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Dovid turning the screws

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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BenDovid said:
At least I worked with them. You have unbridled seethe for people you discovered in YouTube clips, 5 years ago.



Erik being smashed isn't Erik works good. You have no idea what content and prep I provided because you weren't there. Do you wake up on a Monday morning and tell all your friends what the coach SHOULDA done? I bet you do.
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Did I say that? I said he gave me more laughs. Your attempts to be funny were awful, in large part due to your inability to take being the one getting goofed on without being ass blasted and running to Ant. Again your supreme dishonesty makes an appearance. Like whenever you need to distract from a point being made to pretend that what was being said was something else
 
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler said:
Did I say that? I said he gave me more laughs. Your attempts to be funny were awful, in large part due to your inability to take being the one getting goofed on without being ass blasted and running to Ant. Again your supreme dishonesty makes an appearance. Like whenever you need to distract from a point being made to pretend that what was being said was something else
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I'm sorry about what I said about Erik. I guess? I don't even understand what's happening here. You guys are trying so hard to fight with me about every little thing. Leave it alone. I'm glad Erik gave you more laughs. I certainly didn't want a Fluff Hat. Nor did I want to eat a jar of mayo until I puked. Or smell Bobo's penis.
Voscabulary said:
"no u"
you're falling apart at the seams here, dovid
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I'm perfectly fine in disliking somebody I was a co-worker with. You personally disliking a decade old snapshot in time is weird. Weirder to try and shame me for ragging on Erik. Look at this place. That's a bizarre reverse card to play.
 
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BenDovid said:
But he wasn't though. He literally didn't DO anything except be a receptacle for fat jokes. He created nothing, generated no content, submitted nothing interesting. His biggest contributions were clipping lines of Simpsons and Family Guy for show use. That was probably the single biggest contribution he ever made toward producing the radio show. If you're a big fan of "This is going great" or "HA-HA", you can thank Erik directly. Mr. Inside Radio with all his contacts....works at CompoundMedia.



It wasn't planned but there was plenty of time to hit the dump button. From what I recall, Anthony had a dump and there was a second dump in the control room. The number is going out live. Opie could have hung up. Anthony could have dumped. Travis could have dumped. Nobody did anything. Erik was a spoiled rich kid. His dad owned golf courses in Florida.



Pingo.
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Anybody who reads all of this is a nigger
 
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Coonskin said:
Anybody who reads all of this is a nigger
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Dude I know right? TWO paragraphs? Fuckin' graphs are jumpin' outta a plane or sumpthin' I dunno. Homerun Chippa.
Mick_Mickerson said:
He was just getting started. Tequila and Donut day was his opus
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Which I recently listened to for the first time. I'm not jealous of Erik for getting drunk on crying on the air.
LockedHDD__Pot said:
@BenDovid I dunno how serious people are so I'll speak for myself; I sometimes make jokes but I appreciate you enlightening us on some behind the scenes stuff of a radio show I enjoyed, genuinely (I'd tell you if I didn't).
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That's all it was supposed to be.
 
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BenDovid said:
Erik was paid to be a fat joke, and that's why you love him.
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So was everyone. Master Po was only brought on the air to be mocked. Steve C never made it on air without being mocked. They did an entire song parody contest about Steve's band Foundry and their smash hit Pendulum. They both had sound effects that were clips of them acting stupid. Sam's mother was called multiple times to be asked about taking it anally or if she collected Sam's urine in a jar. Sam had a Jocktober turn on him where he ended up being mocked by everyone. Fez was mocked on air. Standalone fruit and Fezzes around the world.

The only one to not be mocked often was Roland because he complained to management about being made fun of. Hence why Opie would sometimes pull comics aside and say "Roland is off limits". And Vos hilariously ignoring it once and ripping on Roland for being obese over and over when Roland mocked Vos's career. And why Opie probably took photos of him in the bathroom because had despised Roland by that point.

Even Opie and Anthony mocked themselves. Norton brought up his sick past on air to be mocked. They brought in old tapes of themselves to mock over and over. Opie put baby shit on his face just so that everyone could laugh at him. Everyone was constantly mocked. Probably a week didn't go by where someone wasn't getting smashed from the show. The only times they focused on people outside of the show were things like the Mel Gibson tapes or Pat O'Brien tapes.

Some of your highlights of being mocked on the show:

- Danny Is a Fag from Little Nicky. Where the entire back office helped him make a parody mocking you. Bald in your 20s and so on.
- Guitar Hero. Where your girlfriend Anthony had to help you escape humiliating defeat by pulling the plug like Terri Schiavo's parents should have.
- Erectile dysfunction with a girl. Just like your girlfriend Anthony you cannot get hard for women. Something Master Po was mocked for as well.
- Your own Bombs and Flubs segment. Because you had enough failed lines to get your own feature. Austin or Ed Powers or something.
- Patrice ripping on you during an argument and saying that you would eventually not only get fired but everyone would hate you.
- Putting your feet up Scott Greenstein's desk during a meeting with him resulting in him sending out a company wide memo firing you.
 
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Yeah no.

Po was hired to be security. He wasn't hired to be a cartoon sensei. Steve was hired to be a Producer. Not a giant gay joke. Erik was hired at the start of XM. He was hired to be a me. Or a Than. And then these two interns blew passed him with Travis following. Erik was literally being paid to be a joke.

We all had responsibilities. Expect for Erik. He didn't DO anything.

LingerLonger said:
Your own Bombs and Flubs segment. Because you had enough failed lines to get your own feature. Austin or Ed Powers or something.
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Yeah it was about somebody looking to rent Austin Powers and got porno instead. The joke's not bad. Sorry.

LingerLonger said:
- Erectile dysfunction with a girl.
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I double dare you to get hard in a room full of 10 guys, with Opie literally staring at your penis.

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Putting your feet up Scott Greenstein's desk during a meeting with him resulting in him sending out a company wide memo firing you.
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Once again, this never happened. You're not going to gaslight my memories away.
WhereWeAt said:
how much of a fag was Mars? He seemed like he wanted it both ways; being one of the guys but also running to management about any little thing.
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That was it. Once we moved to SXM, he was supposed to get fired with Po. Mars begged Opie to have Sirius hire him even though they didn't need another engineer.

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And what's the backstory about him getting someone (Derek?) fired?
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Mars was taking a shit in the bathroom and Derek was in there talking to somebody else about how embarrassing Opie's YouTube videos were/are. Mars heard it all and ran back to Opie to rat on Derek. Suddenly Derek was under all these deadlines and scrutiny out of nowhere. I can't remember if he was fired or just quit, but he was working with Lazlow at Rockstar almost immediately.
 
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Nagel seemed to never have any friends or allies whenever shit went down on the air, so the idea he was effectively useless outside of being a bully victim/parody song topic makes sense. The fact that he couldn't find any work outside of CP, despite years of experience and supposedly connections out the ass, substantiates how little value he actually had outside of "Hoagie Boy?! ha Ha holy shit!"

Mars also seemed like a fag so I immediately believe he was a tattle tale.
 
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1950'sSpaceProgram said:
Nagel seemed to never have any friends or allies whenever shit went down on the air, so the idea he was effectively useless outside of being a bully victim/parody song topic makes sense. The fact that he couldn't find any work outside of CP, despite years of experience and supposedly connections out the ass, substantiates how little value he actually had outside of "Hoagie Boy?! ha Ha holy shit!"

Mars also seemed like a fag so I immediately believe he was a tattle tale.
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1950'sSpaceProgram said:
Nagel seemed to never have any friends or allies whenever shit went down on the air, so the idea he was effectively useless outside of being a bully victim/p0arody song topic makes sense. The fact that he couldn't find any work outside of CP, despite years of experience and supposedly connections out the ass, substantiates how little value he actually had outside of "Hoagie Boy?! ha Ha holy shit!"

Mars also seemed like a fag so I immediately believe he was a tattle tale.
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WE HEARD YOU
 
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BenDovid said:
I'm sorry about what I said about Erik. I guess? I don't even understand what's happening here. You guys are trying so hard to fight with me about every little thing. Leave it alone. I'm glad Erik gave you more laughs. I certainly didn't want a Fluff Hat. Nor did I want to eat a jar of mayo until I puked. Or smell Bobo's penis.


I'm perfectly fine in disliking somebody I was a co-worker with. You personally disliking a decade old snapshot in time is weird. Weirder to try and shame me for ragging on Erik. Look at this place. That's a bizarre reverse card to play.
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and now you're doing it again, pretending I was offended at you talking shit about erock, who I don't really care about. I just said he made me laugh more in that bit than you ever did, because you are unfunny and cringe. Now go ahead and use your mind reading jew powers to claim that I actually meant something else.
 
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