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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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You may be on to something. According to the main character of Josiah Tape #2, his wife and her immediate family dislike what he's doing but "recognize the need" for him to be unfit and spend more than an hour a day on rascals, every day of his life.
It’s not “the trolls” that are the problem and making him unable to focus on his writing (he drinks and writes at a bar for Christ sake) but twitter is why his life is this way. Pat is addicted to social media to a level I didn’t think was possible. He really believes it’s his job and calling in life to tweet and do it all day, no time for a job or career because Pat NEEDS to tweet. Doctors should be studying him in relation to the dangers of severe social media addiction. Twitter ruined his life, before it he seemed to be just some dork but harmless, now he’s deranged and can’t function in society. I think he can’t get a job because he physically can’t put his phone down and work, it’s like a heroin addict getting off smack cold turkey.

I’ve said it before but Pat shouldn’t be trying to sue “trolls”, he should be suing twitter for ruining his life. When he got that blue check he became impossible to deal with and it’s why he’s such a lunatic today. Plus he’s fat.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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that was awesome! he really really really wanted to call the judge child at the end.

that did not occur child.

how many losses does it take for this fat faggot with bitch tits to understand he is a retarded loser. Nice doing zero research on what to do in court and wasting taxpayers dollars you fat fuck.
Pat believed court would be just like what he’s seen on TV / Movies, even with the snarky “I’m not 25” line that he added for no reason. He’s a 42 year old man that has barely left the house in a decade and has never really lived in the real world. He’s had people to take care of him his whole life which is why he thinks the world is just like Marvel / Star Wars movies. Once it became clear that wasn’t the case Pat started showing signs of odd and erratic behavior because he hasn’t had to deal with reality. I’m surprised he didn’t stop everything and start scrolling twitter on his phone since that’s his escape. I bet he had quite the mental episode when he got home, I bet it was close to Josh tape 5.
 
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Luckily it’s the kind of mistake I’ll only make once and it’s impossible to be more unlikeable and incompetent than rick.
I thoroughly enjoyed the whole event. As far as I'm concerned, you walked up to the line without crossing it. The Pig baited himself into another humiliating loss. Meanwhile he's compounding his mistakes and apparently wasting money on an appeal that he's virtually certain to lose.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Pat believed court would be just like what he’s seen on TV / Movies, even with the snarky “I’m not 25” line that he added for no reason. He’s a 42 year old man that has barely left the house in a decade and has never really lived in the real world. He’s had people to take care of him his whole life which is why he thinks the world is just like Marvel / Star Wars movies. Once it became clear that wasn’t the case Pat started showing signs of odd and erratic behavior because he hasn’t had to deal with reality. I’m surprised he didn’t stop everything and start scrolling twitter on his phone since that’s his escape. I bet he had quite the mental episode when he got home, I bet it was close to Josh tape 5.
I’m pretty sure Pat’s whole legal strategy has been hoping people don’t respond (BDA) or just cave to avoid the headache altogether (Quasi).

It’s pretty obvious he didn’t expect BDA to make the 5 hour trip down, much less show up prepared to defend. Once shit got real, Pat had no game plan whatsoever and was caught off guard when BDA had printed evidence that directly contradicted whatever he had on his phone.
 

HotDogJoe

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The niggeroni part definitely made me smile. When he was talking back to/over the commissioner I was too shocked to laugh. Fuckin balls on this prick.

How you were able to read out your texts to him without cracking up is a miracle. I was giggling like a retard all throughout this..




There's nothing I want more in the world than to see the commissioner's face while you were saying 'little baby child' over and over.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Luckily it’s the kind of mistake I’ll only make once and it’s impossible to be more unlikeable and incompetent than rick.
Exactly.

The fact that you acknowledged it was a stupid decision as Pat kept repeating “THAT did NOT occur” proved that you, a guy who drove 5 hours in the middle of the night and slept in his car to confront a bizarre Internet personality, were the reasonable person in the matter.

Question - how long did it take for you to realize that Pat had literally no shot of winning?
 

ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself

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How you were able to read out your texts to him without cracking up is a miracle. I was giggling like a retard all throughout this..




There's nothing I want more in the world than to see the commissioner's face while you were saying 'little baby child' over and over.

I can’t imagine what was going through his head getting such a massive bomb of autistic faggotry dropped in his court that day. My only real regrets are that I didn’t read off the full conversation to show just how deranged and belligerent pat was and that I didn’t prepare a couple of paragraphs more thoroughly explaining pat’s online persona. I doubt he would have had the patience for that though.
 
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