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[Patrick O'Neal]

I've cleaned up the audio a bit if anyone wants to soundboard our favourite pig

 

[BudDickman]

The pronunciation of the Ts thing is so weird and it is like a stupid person's idea of how smart people speak. When he's arguing with the judge it became so over-the-top. It's like he was thinking "okay, this is slipping away, better hit these Ts harder".

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Here's another cleaned-up version. Unbelievable he came in unprepared and was actually sassing the judge. Didn't quite work out did it piggy?

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[Phish]

Niki, its time. You gotta file the divorce papers. Its for the best. Jen Hubers pussy is gushing for you. Just do what you really want.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I can't wait for the Patrick Sean Thomas soundbite to be

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Niki, its time. You gotta file the divorce papers. Its for the best. Jen Hubers pussy is gushing for you. Just do what you really want.

I doubt she will - it’s pretty clear there’s no limit to how much ridiculous nonsense that crusty bitch will tolerate.

 

[guest]

I doubt she will - it’s pretty clear there’s no limit to how much ridiculous nonsense that crusty bitch will tolerate.

They're all grifters... Patrick, Niki, Niki's mom. Niki knows if she leaves Patrick the whole house of cards collapses. There's a good chance Niki's mom is doing legit money laundering through Posts by Ghost and these other shell companies. Who knows how deep this thing goes?

 

[Hudson]

I've taken the liberty of clipping some of the greatest hits. Enjoy!

1. Pig can't get his own name right




2. I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore




3. I DO not understand that. You can't.




4. Full pepperoni basement story (inc 'Sir, don't do that)

The rule of heresay does noT perTain To me, LiTTle Baby Judge.

 

[Will Tate]

The pronunciation of the Ts thing is so weird and it is like a stupid person's idea of how smart people speak. When he's arguing with the judge it became so over-the-top. It's like he was thinking "okay, this is slipping away, better hit these Ts harder".

Someone in Dan's chat said the same thing, "The harder my Ts, the smarter I am, child." What a fat, arrogant dunce he is. Fat, too.

 

[guest]

They're all grifters... Patrick, Niki, Niki's mom. Niki knows if she leaves Patrick the whole house of cards collapses. There's a good chance Niki's mom is doing legit money laundering through Posts by Ghost and these other shell companies. Who knows how deep this thing goes?

You may be on to something. According to the main character of Josiah Tape #2, his wife and her immediate family dislike what he's doing but "recognize the need" for him to be unfit and spend more than an hour a day on rascals, every day of his life.

Well, my friends and family for the most part know that they're not going to control me in any way. ANYWAY.
They have seen over the years, literally years now that this is not the usual group of trolls, and that the normal advice of don't feed the trolls does not work here. Everybody, myself included would love it if I didn't have to spend as much time on this as I do. I would love to just get back to writing books full time, instead of also having to defend my reputation at least for an hour a day, every day.

I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts. But my wife and my immediately family, and her immediate family recognise the need for it. This group, you can't ignore, because they'll just run wild.

 

[Hudson]

You may be on to something. According to the main character of Josiah Tape #2, his wife and her immediate family dislike what he's doing but "recognize the need" for him to be unfit and spend more than an hour a day on rascals, every day of his life.

"I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts."

So in his feeble wet brain, this forum is the reason that he's so fat??!!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"I mean, that's time being stolen from my workouts."

So in his feeble wet brain, this forum is the reason that he's so fat??!!

Did he really say that?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

They're all grifters... Patrick, Niki, Niki's mom. Niki knows if she leaves Patrick the whole house of cards collapses. There's a good chance Niki's mom is doing legit money laundering through Posts by Ghost and these other shell companies. Who knows how deep this thing goes?

I definitely agree that there's a scam going on here, but is staying with Patrick any less risky than leaving him? Fuck, I'm starting to think that staying with him is riskier because he's so fucking unpredictable and reckless. If nothing else, she knows the downside of leaving him, but she has no fucking clue what could happen if she stays with him.

The mother angle is interesting - she's a rent-a-CFO under RMR Analysts. A quick Google shows RMR Analysts is a division of Robinson Management. Source: https://www.alignable.com/waukesha-wi/rmr-analysts-a-division-of-robinson-management-resources-inc

Take a look at the Recommendations Given section on that link - she recommends Posts by Ghosts.

 

[guest]

Did he really say that?

I relied on the site transcript but on another listen he may have said "work hours."

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"Patrick Sean WuuhSorry"

It's even worse than the transcript where it has him calling himself Patrick Sean Thomas. What a fool.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The pronunciation of the Ts thing is so weird and it is like a stupid person's idea of how smart people speak. When he's arguing with the judge it became so over-the-top. It's like he was thinking "okay, this is slipping away, better hit these Ts harder".

To anyone with functioning ears, his speech sounds totally affected and phony. Pat thinks he's pulling the wool over everyone's eyes and that he sounds smart and like he's being put-upon to have to sully himself with such base things like court appearances and harassment and speeding tickets. To everyone listening, though, he just sounds like a perfect asshole who deserves no sympathy.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The fact that he's still responding to text messages and Tweets after this is just more proof that he's as dumb as a box of rocks. To use his own words, things are bad and are only getting worse. The guy was telling him, bro, he threatened you and you accepted the challenge. Rick tried to weasel out of it but that's exactly what he did, because he just can't stand anyone saying anything about him. He has to correcT the record and he always has to try and act like a tough guy and it's gonna result in everything constantly getting thrown out because he's constantly engaging.

He's really just like Donald Trump. Someone made that comment about him having small hands and he just had to keep commenting about how his hands were not small and were actually very big. Who gives a fuck? He spent last night arguing with someone about whether or not he ate a pizza by himself. Nobody fucking cares. I highly doubt anyone who follows him would give 2 shits about some guy saying Rick ate the pizza by himself. But Rick will constantly respond and it gives the trolls some legitimacy (the stuck pig squeals the loudest, this time literally) and it gives the trolls what they want: him responding.

I just can't understand how anyone with any kind of brains could see any validity in spending hours on Twitter arguing with people over what engine is in their car, whether or not they ate an entire pizza, whether they drink Miller Lite, or any one of the hundreds of inane things he has constantly responded to. People farting in his wife's pussy. Nobody would believe that. Jesus Christ. He might be one of the dumbest people living on Earth.

He’s still getting into daily arguments for 30 minutes at a time and then tossing in the c&p at the end as if that’ll finally work next time. He’s completely deranged. The segment with the insane T’s was some of the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard a person say in real life and yet he very clearly feels no shame about any of it. What I want to say is he’s really fat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The stenographer didn’t do any of this justice. It’s so much funnier and worse than it read.

 

[BudDickman]

To anyone with functioning ears, his speech sounds totally affected and phony. Pat thinks he's pulling the wool over everyone's eyes and that he sounds smart and like he's being put-upon to have to sully himself with such base things like court appearances and harassment and speeding tickets. To everyone listening, though, he just sounds like a perfect asshole who deserves no sympathy.

I can't figure out what it is that he's trying to sound like though. Is it a transatlantic accent like Kelsey Grammer or something?

Also, if you listen to his standup or his appearances on those nerd podcasts, he doesn't do this, at least not to this ridiculous extent. This is some verbal tick that gets activated whenever he feels like he needs to elevate himself from his high school-educated hick town origins.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I just wanna say I’m not quite as retarded as all the evidence seems to indicate. I appreciate you being gentle though, I’m a sensitive boy.