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You will not get humanity from them. I was at your stage with Sue Lightning, once, and he wrote a wall text of platitudes. Then I flipped and started talking about balcony tossing and his true colors came out. These are sad people.
Just when I thought I was out…They PULL ME BACK IN!

What are you talking about? What stage were you at with me? When did i write a wall text of platitudes? When did you “flip”? When did my “true colors” come out? What even are these “true colors”?

I don’t want to argue with you anymore because its useless. We had our ting, you left for like a month, I can’t pick up where I left off being like “YEAH UH WELL UH YOURE A FAGGOT!” because, once again, you were gone for like a whole month. Move on from me. I’ve moved on from you.
 

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Spit or swallow?

Spitters are quitters! But yeah, I've never really been a fan of the lone blowjob, I see it as an appetizer not the entree. I remember one time I was hanging out with my ex when she was on her period, decides to give me the laziest white girl BJ ever and just nothing was happening with her sloth pace. I've also never really dated a girl who gives those amazing-seeming BJs you see in porn.
 

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I come here for chuckles mostly, and haven't taken sides in any of these gay squabbles. Did NoBacon really fuck a tranny though? Lol. That would explain a few things

I mean from what I'm hearing, he didn't actually fuck a trans person. The trans person fucked him roughly up the ass while calling him a twink. He's apparently admitted this to several other posters via DM, I have the receipts but posting them would expose my source.
 
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Spitters are quitters! But yeah, I've never really been a fan of the lone blowjob, I see it as an appetizer not the entree. I remember one time I was hanging out with my ex when she was on her period, decides to give me the laziest white girl BJ ever and just nothing was happening with her sloth pace. I've also never really dated a girl who gives those amazing-seeming BJs you see in porn.

How old are you?

Are you balding?

Do you have a weak chin?

Why do you sound like a woman?
 

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Do you have a cookie, that says "Cat"?

No, and I'm actually kind of mad at cookies lately. I like the soft chewy ones, like the ones you'd find at Subway or 7-11. But my local supermarket only sells the hardened ones that crumble like a fucking scone when you take one bite. Chips Ahoy have also noticeably been shittier the last couple times I've bought them.
 
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White. I'm a blonde hair, blue eyes Aryan race baby. I used to think that was cool until I saw how ugly Patrick's blue eyes are, now I dunno.

What’s your annual income?

Is it 0?

Why do you sound like a woman? are you going bald?
 

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On a scale of 95-100%, how jewish are you?

Don't answer, just think about it.

I spent a solid 45 minutes last night talking to my Jewish friend who is finally realizing that the far-left liberals are all gleefully hopping on the antisemitic bandwagon. He's spending all his time on facebook arguing with people, terrified that antisemitism is going to be more mainstream.

I also told him I anonymously bully Nazis on the internet but didn't really give specifics and kinda hinted that I was talking about like /pol/.
 
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