Ask a Jenna Anything

[BUBBLER]

Does your family have a "Family business"?

 

[Jenna]

Does your family have a "Family business"?

None from my side, but I went on a few dates with a heiress, I don't know if it's a regional product but I certainly knew of it before meeting her. Nice gal but there just wasn't any chemistry when we'd hang out together.

 

[Meownaw]

None from my side, but I went on a few dates with a heiress, I don't know if it's a regional product but I certainly knew of it before meeting her. Nice gal but there just wasn't any chemistry when we'd hang out together.

Did she wear a bra? Was her name Sue Ellen?

 

[Sue Lightning]

If you could explain to me why you're all so afraid to make fun of the special boy, without doing the Sue Lighting "everyone hates you Jenna and I hate you most of all!" as rationalization, I'd love to hear why you guys are so chickenshit afraid of him.

What you missed in that argument was me explaining that no one goes after Nobacon because it would be like arguing with a brickwall. You know whats fun about arguing with you or BOQ? It could be over the most innocuous shit but you ALWAYS respond and its usually always retarded and fuels the argument. Nobacon doesn’t do that. He’ll diffuse the argument. You’re not going to persuade him. You’re not going to humiliate him. You’re not going to drive him off. Whats the point?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Is he paying you guys? He doesn't have any social life so it'd make sense that he spends his paycheck paying others to never make fun of him on a messageboard.

I don't get why you need to have the Greggshells. We talk shit about everyone, but the fat manlet faux-Christian "sleepy tea time bear" rapist is a sacred cow and off-limits. You don't have to stop making fun of me, I'm just so curious what you're all so afraid of?

Refer to above. What do you want? 6 off topic posts a day of “NOBACON IS GAY” ? Once again, reason that happens to BOQ is because he always responds, denies, and fuels the argument and people making fun of him. I cant stress enough there is a large chunk of us who don’t like the guy, but most of them also don’t like you so you don’t see it or acknowledge it.

 

[Jenna]

What you missed in that argument was me explaining that no one goes after Nobacon because it would be like arguing with a brickwall. You know whats fun about arguing with you or BOQ? It could be over the most innocuous shit but you ALWAYS respond and its usually always retarded and fuels the argument. Nobacon doesn’t do that. He’ll diffuse the argument. You’re not going to persuade him. You’re not going to humiliate him. You’re not going to drive him off. Whats the point?

"Nobacon doesn't respond if you make fun of him, he just calmly diffuses the argument" - are you trolling or are you legit this delusional?

This is like when a Pat ballwasher says Pat is always polite and kind on twitter. Don't expect me to take you seriously if you post shit like this, Laura Rich.

 

[guest]

If that other guy is over weight how obese are ya? What’s your bmi feller?

 

[Jenna]

If that other guy is over weight how obese are ya? What’s your bmi feller?

He's 5’9 175. BMI 26 (category: overweight)

I'm 6'1 and ~217 give or take a pound. BMI 28.5 (category: overweight)

The thing is, the private chat asked if I was fat and I admitted I have a few extra pounds, wasn't as trim as I was in college what with the peanut M&Ms.

@NoBacon went on for months how thin he was, and that gave him the right to laugh at obese fatties like Jenna. Once again, I'm being honest about my imperfections and he's making up shit to impress other posters. Patrick behavior.

Now? We're in the same medical category of fatness, and I'm way taller.

 

[Meownaw]

He's 5’9 175. BMI 26 (category: overweight)

I'm 6'1 and ~217 give or take a pound. BMI 28.5 (category: overweight)

The thing is, the private chat asked if I was fat and I admitted I have a few extra pounds, wasn't as trim as I was in college what with the peanut M&Ms.

@NoBacon went on for months how thin he was, and that gave him the right to laugh at obese fatties like Jenna. Once again, I'm being honest about my imperfections and he's making up shit to impress other posters. Patrick behavior.

Now? We're in the same medical category of fatness, and I'm way taller.

WWAWD Peanutbutter M&Ms and why can't I find them anymore?

 

[Jenna]

WWAWD Peanutbutter M&Ms and why can't I find them anymore?

I had a fun size bag left over from halloween and they were amazing. Peanut, PB, and Pretzel (3Ps) are the only good flavors.

 

[Meownaw]

I had a fun size bag left over from halloween and they were amazing. Peanut, PB, and Pretzel (3Ps) are the only good flavors.

You left out another good one. I can't believe we are doing a fawkin candy break *sniff*.

 

[guest]

You left out another good one. I can't believe we are doing a fawkin candy break *sniff*.
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Gotta fill in time brotherman. Massaging the conversation

 

[Meownaw]

Gotta fill in time brotherman. Massaging the conversation

Eating up the quarter hours.

 

[alkiefuck2]

1. I dunno, shit. Probably a comedy actor that's funny in everything. I was gonna say Danny McBride but then I remembered Walton Goggins out-acts him in everything, so Walton but I'm not deeply thinking about it.

2. If you don't know me by now, you will never ever ever know me

3. The part in "Control Yourself" where he goes zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz, zzz zzz zzz, zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

Solid answers, thanks
You've been the best

 

[guest]

He's 5’9 175. BMI 26 (category: overweight)

I'm 6'1 and ~217 give or take a pound. BMI 28.5 (category: overweight)

The thing is, the private chat asked if I was fat and I admitted I have a few extra pounds, wasn't as trim as I was in college what with the peanut M&Ms.

@NoBacon went on for months how thin he was, and that gave him the right to laugh at obese fatties like Jenna. Once again, I'm being honest about my imperfections and he's making up shit to impress other posters. Patrick behavior.

Now? We're in the same medical category of fatness, and I'm way taller.

Internet seriously was a mistake.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I mean it's incredibly sus that there's so much shit to make fun of him about, and pretty much every poster with a high post count utterly walks on Greggshells around him.

Like we found out his BMI is overweight, and the first response is "BMI isn't accurate! NoBacon is super muscular and buff!"

It's clearly not me, it's not TorqueWheeler either, but surprise surprise speak out against the king and suddenly the "you're the pedo" posts start popping up.

If you could explain to me why you're all so afraid to make fun of the special boy, without doing the Sue Lighting "everyone hates you Jenna and I hate you most of all!" as rationalization, I'd love to hear why you guys are so chickenshit afraid of him.

Calling him a retarded faggot is an utter waste of time

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

He's 5’9 175. BMI 26 (category: overweight)

I'm 6'1 and ~217 give or take a pound. BMI 28.5 (category: overweight)

The thing is, the private chat asked if I was fat and I admitted I have a few extra pounds, wasn't as trim as I was in college what with the peanut M&Ms.

@NoBacon went on for months how thin he was, and that gave him the right to laugh at obese fatties like Jenna. Once again, I'm being honest about my imperfections and he's making up shit to impress other posters. Patrick behavior.

Now? We're in the same medical category of fatness, and I'm way taller.

You create content. Not as good as Boq, but this is a response worth following with a "nice BMI, stupid"

Don't you see? We hate you because we care. Plus you put up the storm windows that year

That NoBacon Feloni kid?

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

None from my side, but I went on a few dates with a heiress, I don't know if it's a regional product but I certainly knew of it before meeting her. Nice gal but there just wasn't any chemistry when we'd hang out together.

Is it "a heiress" or "an heiress"?

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