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Jenna

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Jenna, weren’t you making fun of me for not answering your (disingenuous) question? Why aren’t you answering Nobacons?

What has he bought a fast pass to move him to the front of the line? He's literally just phishing for personal info like the unfunny nobody he is. Hey Jenna, what's your social security number! You have to tell me!
 

HH Brother

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I'm not the right guy to be asking. Can you name the top 10 most powerful members of the Jewish Illuminati?

I know the old inner circle was Spaceedge, Mewler, Dan was in for a while but they kicked him out because he'd spoil cumtown bits, Josiah.

But then the old crew who did things like Apostlegate left, and the new crew's bits were all like:

WWAW Peeing?
WWAW Skiing?
WWAW Seeing?
WWAW Fleeing?
WWAW Sightseeing?

So I don't know, you might even be in it Hellhole. I'm 95% sure you're @HH Brother and I'd bet you have a third "nice" account who doesn't feud with people.
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Jenna

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You’re less than a thousand posts from being on this list, stupid. Now lets look at the other list of power users aka reaction score


A list you’re literally on.

I've tried everything in my power to diminish my reaction score. It's simply impossible for me to heelpost without still getting tons of ribs for my wit and humor. Bubbler spent two weeks car crashing every post I made until I got annoyed by that and started doing it back to him.
 

Jenna

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Wait…why did you do it then?

Because it's boring when all you have to shit on me for is what? Jenna Ortega and whatever crazy delusion NoBacon has about me today (breaking news: apparently my chin is weak).

You can't be a dramaposter in the "I tell you nothing about my life". Some people post pictures of themselves naked, others doxx themselves, others make a podcast, I did a 30 second vocaroo that caused the entire forum to flip their shit and still be analyzing it and making AI deepfakes of my voice.

It's like discussing Jackass with your grandma.

"Oh why does that Johnny Knoxville hurt himself like that?"

"It's a successful show with multiple movies, and he's become a multi-millionaire off it"

"Yes but couldn't he made a show about finding homes for displaced animals? That would have been much nicer than this."
 

Riccardo Bosi

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At the end of the day, you guys really don't know that much about me. You can attack Jenna Ortega on my behalf, but she's a lil sweetheart. But part of being interesting is being attackable, because if you don't have any ammunition you just make up bullshit. Nobody likes a pro wrestler who refuses to sell. Even if you're a Roman Reigns who wins every feud, you can't make your opponents look like a total chump.
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Riccardo Bosi

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You can't be a dramaposter in the "I tell you nothing about my life". Some people post pictures of themselves naked, others doxx themselves, others make a podcast, I did a 30 second vocaroo that caused the entire forum to flip their shit and still be analyzing it and making AI deepfakes of my voice.
Nice taking credit of other peoples' creativity. By your logic, the fat kid who gets picked on gets the credit for all the funny names because he's the "muse".

Your voice is bad and you belong in prison.
 

Sue Lightning

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I've tried everything in my power to diminish my reaction score. It's simply impossible for me to heelpost without still getting tons of ribs for my wit and humor.
Ewww…why are you so full of yourself? You seriously think you’re important or you mean anything. And i’m not talking about on here but in life in general. It’s like talking to a 14 year old edgelord who’s woke.

Because it's boring when all you have to shit on me for is what? Jenna Ortega and whatever crazy delusion NoBacon has about me today (breaking news: apparently my chin is weak).
So you’re framing yourself in two ways. You’re saying you’re providing content but also casting yourself on the stake. You do realize you can try to be funny without also making a giant retard out of yourself. Because thats all it did. Just because you’re sitting back smugly going “Haha they don’t know i’m PRETENDING to be retarded” doesn’t make it not retarded.
 

Jenna

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DO YOU LIKE DANNY ROSS?

I mean "like" is a complicated word. I do appreciate having an ex-show member around and do try to not participate in the ritual sacrifices whenever he makes a post.

I'd rather have Sam here then Danny, but I'd rather have Danny here than E-Rock. Does that make sense?
 
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