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[#1 Danny Ross Fan]

Nice try but it was WWAWD. Speaking of which. WWAWD Prey (2022)?

DIDNT SEE IT HEARD IT WAS PRETTY GOOD BUT NOT BETTER THAN AMERICAN FUCKERS BY PANCAKE HOUSE AKA DANIEL ROSS

 

[#1 Danny Ross Fan]

how short is @NoBacon

I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS

 

[#1 Danny Ross Fan]

ANTHONY WOULD DEFINITELY BE ON MY MARRY LIST I WOULD LOVE TO ASK HIM ABOUT WHAT DANNY ROSS WAS LIKE! I THINK I WOULD FUCK NORTON BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN FUCKED BEFORE AND I WOULD KILL OPIE BECAUSE HE IS A TALENTLESS HACK WHO BULLIED DANNY

 

[Jenna]

Ewww…why are you so full of yourself? You seriously think you’re important or you mean anything. And i’m not talking about on here but in life in general. It’s like talking to a 14 year old edgelord who’s woke.


So you’re framing yourself in two ways. You’re saying you’re providing content but also casting yourself on the stake. You do realize you can try to be funny without also making a giant retard out of yourself. Because thats all it did. Just because you’re sitting back smugly going “Haha they don’t know i’m PRETENDING to be retarded” doesn’t make it not retarded.

Maybe stop taking everything I say so seriously? How many times do I have to tell you, I'm doing a heel character, I'm trolling.

Everyone else seems to get this but you. You'll write a five paragraph essay taking everything I say literally.

Are you like legit autistic and have problems distinguishing between reality and a character? Like you'd attack a wrestler if you saw them at Waffle House because you think everything on Smackdown is real?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Biggest thumb on Owen next to @HH Brother View attachment 164173

It's not fair to put us up against tards

 

[Sue Lightning]

Maybe stop taking everything I say so seriously? How many times do I have to tell you, I'm doing a heel character, I'm trolling.

Everyone else seems to get this but you. You'll write a five paragraph essay taking everything I say literally.

Its simple psychology dummy. Whatever “character” you’re portraying is YOU. You cannot be completely divorced from this character. You’re not attacking Nobacon, or defending duh juhhh, or defending Ades yard sales, or defending SET, or leaking DM’s as a character. Thats just you. Its not a fucking TV show and just like I said you think you’re some main character.

Beyond that your heel bit is fucking lame. You’ll never be Cuntfucker and you won’t be BOQ. They managed to make mostly everyone hate them. You have one sperging Christian who thinks the moon landing was fake. Is that your bit? Pissing off one guy?

Are you like legit autistic and have problems distinguishing between reality and a character? Like you'd attack a wrestler if you saw them at Waffle House because you think everything on Smackdown is real?

This is what i mean. You’re not a wrestling character. You’re a retarded forum poster. You aren’t spending your nights thinking how to craft this character for entertainment value and if you are you’re a faggot. Once again, your entire “character” is playing a retard. And you sit back smugly thinking “Heh they dont even know i’m PRETENDING to be retarded.” Thats your bit? Being fucking retarded?

 

[Jenna]

Its simple psychology dummy. Whatever “character” you’re portraying is YOU. You cannot be completely divorced from this character. You’re not attacking Nobacon, or defending duh juhhh, or defending Ades yard sales, or defending SET, or leaking DM’s as a character. Thats just you. Its not a fucking TV show and just like I said you think you’re some main character.

Beyond that your heel bit is fucking lame. You’ll never be Cuntfucker and you won’t be BOQ. They managed to make mostly everyone hate them. You have one sperging Christian who thinks the moon landing was fake. Is that your bit? Pissing off one guy?

This is what i mean. You’re not a wrestling character. You’re a retarded forum poster. You aren’t spending your nights thinking how to craft this character for entertainment value and if you are you’re a faggot. Once again, your entire “character” is playing a retard. And you sit back smugly thinking “Heh they dont even know i’m PRETENDING to be retarded.” Thats your bit? Being fucking retarded?

Oh joy. Another long, hyper-serious response about how I can't be playing a character because characters don't exist.

Can you do 8 white-knuckle paragraphs on how Abe Vigoda's ghost can't be posting here because ghosts don't have internet access?

 

[Jenna]

WhY COME THe Flag on da moon is waviNG with no MOOn WIND????

I'll show you a moon that produces wind

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

https://onaforums.net/members/?key=most_messages

Not quite everyone on this list but a good place to start.

A list of good men, a good woman, and Bam

 

[Sue Lightning]

Oh joy. Another long, hyper-serious response about how I can't be playing a character because characters don't exist.

Can you do 8 white-knuckle paragraphs on how Abe Vigoda's ghost can't be posting here because ghosts don't have internet access?

Nice comparison that completely invalidates your argument and proves mine, stupid. Abe Vigodas ghost has posted personal anecdotes. He mixes his character with his IRL. As do you you fucking retard. He’s not roleplaying as Abe Vigoda 24/7 or his shtick he does. You could have said Convict Wyzzz who’s actually a character.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The fact you're mad at me for "sidelining" and not jumping in to defend you against CHH and the "flying monkeys" is the difference between us. I think poster alliances and "you better have my back" is dumb, and I'm perfectly fine watching you two battle it out without taking a side.

I NEEDED YOU THAT DAY JENNA! I NEEDED YOU!

Bringing back the old guns - this is the best post you've ever made.

Indeed Boq is a needy woman

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

WhY COME THe Flag on da moon is waviNG with no MOOn WIND????

Legit question.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Everyone is in some secret alliance against him on every forum he enters, it's not him. It's everyone else.

This is literally Jenna's logic regarding the NoBacon defense club

 

[Consensual Rapist]

WhY COME THe Flag on da moon is waviNG with no MOOn WIND????

Jew magic. Everyone knows that.

 

[Jenna]

This is literally Jenna's logic regarding the NoBacon defense club

I mean it's incredibly sus that there's so much shit to make fun of him about, and pretty much every poster with a high post count utterly walks on Greggshells around him.

Like we found out his BMI is overweight, and the first response is "BMI isn't accurate! NoBacon is super muscular and buff!"

It's clearly not me, it's not TorqueWheeler either, but surprise surprise speak out against the king and suddenly the "you're the pedo" posts start popping up.

If you could explain to me why you're all so afraid to make fun of the special boy, without doing the Sue Lighting "everyone hates you Jenna and I hate you most of all!" as rationalization, I'd love to hear why you guys are so chickenshit afraid of him.

 

[Jenna]

Is he paying you guys? He doesn't have any social life so it'd make sense that he spends his paycheck paying others to never make fun of him on a messageboard.

I don't get why you need to have the Greggshells. We talk shit about everyone, but the fat manlet faux-Christian "sleepy tea time bear" rapist is a sacred cow and off-limits. You don't have to stop making fun of me, I'm just so curious what you're all so afraid of?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You don't have to stop making fun of me

That is what this is all about.

 

[HH Brother]

"BMI isn't accurate! NoBacon is super muscular and buff!"

Biblically accurate @NoBacon ster.