APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

You can hear him trying to come up with some type of big bold answer in his head when asked about having a a account here, he really wanted to say I don't have time for that I have a bunch of adoring fans that do that for me

 

[victor_sanchez]

This is going to go down in trollimg history. The plot is so thick. The effort and time committed to this bit. Taking down two birds with one stone. I don't say this lightly, this is movie level shit. Holy fucking shit, why am I still dripping cum.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat you know we can see you right?

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

how the fuck is this real man

 

[MonsterSteve]

Just started. I love how excited Pat is about how many words the story will be.

Oh god he must feel so stupid.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

We work for him now, as his booksales prove.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat underestimated his enemies. Pat thought that trolls just text him mean names and give negative book reviews. He never suspected that one would get on the inside for 9 months and that pat would feed the trolls information.

Did you even read that " Art of War" book Pat or is it just to pose with on the internet?

You gullible fool.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat: "This doesn't go away. You can't shut it down."

NOTHING'S OVER! NOTHING! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF!

 

[Username]

This is a bright spot in the day given the unfortunate death of norm. God bless.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away

 

[EraGodless]

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Investigative Journalist Thomas Apostle has gotten deep undercover in the shady ranks of cancel culture journalists and SFWA members. He starts out with an easy enough task, but soon it spirals out of control and Mr.Apostle is left in the middle of a fierce showdown between journalists, lawyers, pedophiles and heroic onaforums members. Will he come out on top, if he even comes out alive? Find out in this multipart series, APOSTLEGATE

https://archive.is/JVJJy

Our hardest hitting journalist returns, you won't want to miss this brand new HOUR of exclusive Josiah content!
JOSIAH MUNOZ INTERVIEWS PATRICK TOMLINSON, PART 2/5

You talked to this nigga for over 2 hours? In 10 minutes, I would be like the old lady in Airplane when Ted Striker was telling her his story-

edit: 8,500 words sounds great. Delusional faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

JM: ...Motley Poo?

PST: Yep.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Civil Trial Pro Trips (1/1):

Never insult the active judge assigned to your trial

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

they’ll garnish paychecks first

That's gonna be a swing and a miss, I'm telling you right now.

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

I really don't understand how this place continues to top itself. I thought we were done after People's Court and you guys just keep finding more outlandish ways to have people make fools of themselves. I feel like Cartman when he saw those people with butts for faces and he thought he would never laugh again because it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.

 

[EraGodless]

Jesus Christ, get this tubby dullard talking about himself and he just won't shut up, will he?

Patrick "Quack Quack" Ruggerio. Dial any phone number in Milwaukee and Pat's guaranteed to answer it.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Pat you know we can see you right?

Nice reference. The only time he was ever funny on purpose lol.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Just finished. Absolutely incredible fucking work. Fat freely admits to DIRECTLY disobeying his lawyers and insisting he'll never pay Quasi. He cuntily corrects Josiah with the "Judge pro Tem, acTually." As if that tub of shit even knows the difference. These are the Fuhrman tapes of the People vs. Tomlinson.

Can't wait for Rodney to stammer through some half assed defense that Fat was entrapped into sinking his own case. If he even gets that far. This is masterful. Nothing short of masterful. It has been an honor to stand beside all you faggots and watch this shit unfold.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That's gonna be a swing and a miss, I'm telling you right now.

Allegedly he has insurance residuals still. Kiss those goodbye Piggy. They can’t ignore a court order.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Wait, he says Seth called Kanyon the Kop to ask him about the forums, and then they saw screenshots of the user freaking out that Seth had called him? How would we know about it? Did stupid Seth get the phone number from the mole as well?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think with the horrible news today of Norm’s passing we need part 3 as a candlelight vigil to the great Norman Gene MacDonald. Norm now that you’re in Heaven you are our guardian angel. Make sure Piggy loses this case and has to pay Quasi thousands of dollars.