Actual funny things Opie did?

[CorradoSoprano4]

Yeah its a copy of the other, other thread.

What are some funny things Opie did?

For me there are a couple:

• Getting fired in the most hilarious manner ever.
• Not sticking up for Anthony after he got fired. Anthony was truly delusional to think Opie would stick up for him after scheming and making fun of him behind his back.
• Calling Lady Di a hobo cum connoisseur.
• Playing Candy Crush while your ethnic ambiguous co-host is going on a racial tirade.
• Holding a genuine disdain for Jim Norton.
• Shitting on the Jim and Sam show.
• Stomping the cake of that filthy homeless bum.

 

[Turk February]

fucking with Toothpick mans sculpture

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

 

[guest]

"That's what he thinks of your stupid books!"

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Bringing on DL Hugley despite the worms demands he was on the prohibited list.
Bothering Howchie as he walked by in the morning and recording his clearing the halls routine
Walking into the Hoo Hoo Homo studio

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I mentioned it a million times before but his camera work when Jim gave Ozzie 75 pounds of books as a gift. Jim was humiliated and Opie did not budge off the worm. It was fantastic, and probably his best work. I got the worst (best) douche chills ever

 

[I'm Not Loying]

I always mention it but this might be my favorite Opie moment. It feels like from a completely different universe with how "on" everybody was here working together to make this porn star cry. I don't get why this version of Opie couldn't show up more.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I always mention it but this might be my favorite Opie moment. It feels like from a completely different universe with how "on" everybody was here working together to make this porn star cry. I don't get why this version of Opie couldn't show up more.

A 90 minute moment, huh?

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Poker chips

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This shouldn't be too difficult.

Any time Opie repeated something three or four times then it must have been a good joke.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What the fuck did I start?

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

 

[RoxburyRick]

Fuckin with Richard Jeni

 

[LingerLonger]

We've done this before and someone can dig out the old thread:

- Jocktober. The premier bit of O&A.
- Mayor is dead prank. Their other April Fool's pranks. Anthony didn't want to do any of the pranks and had to be forced by Opie.
- Assault on the Media was Opie's idea at WAAF. This nearly got them fired and they were suspended over this.
- Whip Em Out Wednesday came from Opie at WAAF and nearly got them fired. Also some suspensions.
- Hanging up on celebrities and callers right after asking them a question especially.
- Tossing the poker chips and browbeating people on the air in studio. Shawna Lenee being the most infamous.
- Putting mean callers on the air or callers that disagreed with the hosts just to cause arguments.
- Bombs and flubs and line of the day came from Opie. What did we learn? And other quick segments like that that involved callers as well.
- Song parodies and contests always came from Opie. Erock Jingle Day or Dickie Goodman and Pendulum Contest are good examples.
- Taking calls that would lead to bits like Misheard Song Lyrics that would become classics.
- Spotting talent and comedians who would fit in with the show.
- Not letting Anthony or Norton off of the hook. Like replaying Antony saying "fag drink" about JBL's drink over and over.
- Asking quests insane questions like Superfly Snuka "how is she now?" or asking Gallagher "are you racist?".
- Actually listening to guests to keep the conversation going. Vos and Patrice said that they hated shows without Opie because no one listened.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

fucking with Toothpick mans sculpture

That was Ant. He grabbed that homo's bag and ran off.

 

[guest]

Opie was great when Ian Halperin was on.

 

[BenDovid]

The funniest thing he said on air by far, was that he'd get another on-air gig no problem when the show finally exploded. Now he busks for $5 every day at 6am to 75 people. Still can't figure out why the big money offers aren't rolling in.. Guy's biggest claim to fame is that he's "been doing radio since I'm 18" and yet he still sucks at it.

 

[guest]

Now he busks for $5 every day at 6am to 75 people

Yet he's still worth millions more then anthony

 

[BenDovid]

Yet he's still worth millions more then anthony

So what. Any dumb asshole can scratch a lottery ticket. He's mentioned he's cash poor now anyway, likely because he lives like it's still 2006. He's been unemployed since what, 2015? That's nine years of zero income while you own a duplex condo on the upper west side AND a beach house in the Hamptons. He should be living in 3 bedroom in Massapequa but because he thinks he's Howard Stern 2, he had to spend like Stern. All of your Opie worship is lame and gay. Is that how you decide what men you like? How much money they have? Are you a fucking woman?

 

[guest]

So what. Any dumb asshole can scratch a lottery ticket. He's mentioned he's cash poor now anyway, likely because he lives like it's still 2006. He's been unemployed since what, 2015? That's nine years of zero income while you own a duplex condo on the upper west side AND a beach house in the Hamptons. He should be living in 3 bedroom in Massapequa but because he thinks he's Howard Stern 2, he had to spend like Stern. All of your Opie worship is lame and gay. Is that how you decide what men you like? How much money they have? Are you a fucking woman?

Who gives a fuck what type of house he has? You probably live in some shitty section 8 apartment like charlie from it's always sunny in philadelphia. Keep ballwashing anthony maybe he'll employ you at cp media