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[CarolMaxheinie]

Hey @CarolMaxheinie -- I was texting the wrong number during the show.

Wanted your opinion on Ant and Sue Lightning. First, would ya with Sue? And what do you think of Ant's sexuality?

would i with Sue? Fuck no, I think having sex with the mentally ill is akin to rape.

As far as Ant, I clocked him as gay a long time before he fell apart and got beat up by that negress in 2014. His skirt-chasing stories never added up to me and he would occasionally let him guard down and get swishy…he does it much more now.

Muscles Missy and Sue more of less confirmed that he’s a self-hating gay man who can’t accept it so he goes for masculine “women” or trannies as a coping mechanism.

*insert the “He’s a faaaaag” gif*

 

[guest]

Did I sound like you thought I would?

Even more rugged than I expected.

I should have mentioned you as one of my favorites I was on the spot, lol.

I'm blushing now!

 

[BudDickman]

That fungus dick story was disturbing. I didn't quite catch what Carol said, but it sounded like this guy is stuck with the fungus dick due to anti-biotics resistance built up from decades of fighting off STDs. This is the reason why gay AIDS is worse than normal AIDS.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That fungus dick story was disturbing. I didn't quite catch what Carol said, but it sounded like this guy is stuck with the fungus dick due to anti-biotics resistance built up from decades of fighting off STDs. This is the reason why gay AIDS is worse than normal AIDS.

You heard it right. Gross huh? Keep in mind he’s an outlier as a ho.

 

[captain_kamala]

thank you carol for confirming what i already knew: molly is for fags. still i wanna party with you.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

thank you carol for confirming what i already knew: molly is for fags. still i wanna party with you.

I’m fun on molly

 

[Zombie247]

Late to the party. Time to find out how the marathon cheating happened. Also, Hearing this southern belle, with a PhD and can straighten your back.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

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"Why are they calling me a queer who should just suck Carol off already?"

"Who in the Sam Hill is 'Ramone'? He must work at Jitterbug Support or something"

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

@CarolMaxheinie I'm an engineer too, want to found a startup? I'm going to use machine learning to determine if fetuses have Patrick traits so the parents will know to abort them. I've isolated it to chromosomes 22 and 23.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

@CarolMaxheinie I'm an engineer too, want to found a startup? I'm going to use machine learning to determine if fetuses have Patrick traits so the parents will know to abort them. I've isolated it to chromosomes 22 and 23.

From your lips to God’s ears! Jesus would approve of aborting future Patricks.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

So @CarolMaxheinie how about that ab routine?

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Listened this morning, great episode as always. Carol’s dissection of this virtue signaling fart clown was the highlight for me. Pat sees marginalized people not as equals but props for whatever dog shit he’s doing.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

So @CarolMaxheinie how about that ab routine?

Two days on, one day off, and vary your routine. Usually I do something like:

Day 1- Pilates class or a video on my phone
Day 2- Core weight training. Good ol’ fashioned crunches, leg lifts, etc
Day 3- work something else
etc.

I find ab work boring, but I know it’s crucial. To combat the boredom I vary my workouts and do various shit to keep me into it.

The most important variable is diet and reducing body fat %, because you can have a strong core but a little bit of belly fat hides it.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

@CarolMaxheinie non-corny entrepreneurial advice? I am looking into Six Sigma at the moment, but from what I'm getting at the moment that will help a bit later on the process. My venture is in its infancy at the moment.

 

[guest]

@CarolMaxheinie non-corny entrepreneurial advice? I am looking into Six Sigma at the moment, but from what I'm getting at the moment that will help a bit later on the process. My venture is in its infancy at the moment.

Say moment again, stupid

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Say moment again, stupid

Not at the moment I won't, maybe at a later moment

 

[AntSucks]

Hey Carol, would ya

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I do have follow up question for @CarolMaxheinie: I worked with a gay guy that was hilarious and an awesome dude. You mentioned Circuit parties and the giant fans that they clack to the music. He had this giant fan that sounded like a dragons wing opening. Is this the type that’s used at a circuit party?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Two days on, one day off, and vary your routine. Usually I do something like:

Day 1- Pilates class or a video on my phone
Day 2- Core weight training. Good ol’ fashioned crunches, leg lifts, etc
Day 3- work something else
etc.

I find ab work boring, but I know it’s crucial. To combat the boredom I vary my workouts and do various shit to keep me into it.

The most important variable is diet and reducing body fat %, because you can have a strong core but a little bit of belly fat hides it.

Being 6’1 helps big time.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I do have follow up question for @CarolMaxheinie: I worked with a gay guy that was hilarious and an awesome dude. You mentioned Circuit parties and the giant fans that they clack to the music. He had this giant fan that sounded like a dragons wing opening. Is this the type that’s used at a circuit party?

It’s probably similar. Here is mine for comparison.