Don't listen to women about anything. Ever.
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You are not supposed to hit on or flirt with women in person anymore, only via an app - is this true?
probably..
I dunno
listen- this life is your comicbook...you're the hero so don't be afraid to do scary shit like talking to a woman in real life
I dunno
listen- this life is your comicbook...you're the hero so don't be afraid to do scary shit like talking to a woman in real life
Advice from someone who has been sexless for nearly two decades
I didn't say it was good advice.....
I imagine Johnny counting with his fingers and whispering the numbers to himself as he read that.
As goodbye horses plays in the background..
I didn't do that however I did pause and think to myself "has it been two decades?
13 years isn't 2 decades.....delete that post
13 years isn't 2 decades.....delete that post
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But what if she laughs at me? You have that imminent-death-from-cancer bravery so it’s not the same.
Let me ask a follow up to this supposed 13 years.. before that experience decades ago, were you getting rogered on a regular basis? Or was it a 7 year drought that preceded the 13 year one?
Women are all so full of shit. Guys will listen to this shit about flirting via apps, then the first guy with balls enough to just flirt with her for real will be fucking her within a week. They live for that shit, and anything they say to the contrary is nonsense.
I had a normal sex life which meant that I had a normal "govenor" that would tell me "look motherfucker- it's been two weeks- lower your standards, lie, whatever- just get laid"
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What’s the reason for your celibacy again?
It started as a 3 month dry spell that came with helping my mom get back on her feet again after she filed for bankruptcy and I got used to not having to deal with women anymore
And now you're an unrecoverable incel
theres nothing involuntary about my not getting laid.....I literally rather just stay home, watch tv, and not be annoyed
I can live on the interest of my spank bank for the rest of my life
I can live on the interest of my spank bank for the rest of my life
Then you have a severe lack of testosterone in your system, go see a doctor.
I might speak to my oncologist about that because no doubt my test levels are in the shitter considering my age, chemo, and the fact that I used anabolic steroids......
Also, I got special kind of infusion called CAR-T and it's working out for me...if going on test will fuck it up then i'll 86 the idea of TRT
It won't break my heart if he says no
once you give up on sex & realize it’s the only reason for “talking” to them at all, knowing them loses any & all value. there’s never been a conversation with one that wasn’t some form of joyless work. was picking up a to-go order recently & said a standard “how’s it going?” (i say it to anyone i’m obligated to speak to) to the cunty teenaged cashier & she said “good” in a short tone like she was trying to shut me down. i wanted to piss in her mouth & shit in her pussy. how stupid/bad at customer service can you be to not recognize it’s just a perfunctory throwaway greeting. it’s such a relief to know i’ll never have to suffer through small talk/being treated like shit ever again. it’s worth never fucking
This is probably the saddest post I've read here and I say that after reading about Terry's sister being in the ICU
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Is it not true though?
I realized 4 years ago that I didn’t really like or respect anyone I was dating or had ever dated. I just found someone attractive and tolerated them.
So I decided I wasn’t going to sleep with, date, or invest in any women that i didn’t actually find interesting or respect. Now I’m at 4 years of nothing. I did hit on some MMA fighter because I respected that she had a goal of her own and was trying to achieve it and a few others but it’s super few and far between.
What would be my reason to spend any time with an average-personality woman other than sex?