The fact he did all that shit with a pocket knife is nuts.
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It’s about the idea of “reasonable force”, not “take the beating”. If they punched him in the face and he punched them back and magically the situation stopped i don’t think it would be that bad. If the kids stabbed him in the arm with a knife and then he gutted them it’s still “reasonable”. But the idea that a boomer getting slapped around by some teens and he just starts shanking them is what a jury might look at as “excessive” which is exactly what they’re trying to accomplish.
Guys rip each other open with sharpened toothbrushes in prison all the time. A pocket knife is practically a chainsaw compared to those.
oof, bruv got cheffed.
Human flesh is about as durable as cardboard. I know a guy who put a butter knife through his hand when he was drunk trying to make some toast. That's flesh, bone, cartilage and all that good stuff and he still managed to maim himself accidentally
This is why if someone pulls a knife on you just run the fuck away or shoot them. Really dangerous shit.
He will use the “i was only jokin” defense and be exonerated.
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Real tawk. They are somehow able to sleep at night knowing they have utterly and completely destroyed entire families and left children with no parents over technicalities in the law, gray area cases, and shit where the "perp" did exactly what 99% of people would have done in their shoes. Of course if one of their friends, family, or coworkers gets hemmed up, they're given special treatment. I have no respect whatsoever for prosecutors. Fuck em.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Closing arguments now. Defense must be pretty confident holy shit
Oof that's gotta hurt!
oof, bruv got cheffed.
Imagine a time when you couldn't easily film shit like this. We.. well maybe not us but the general public at large, would be shitting on the portly boomer. Instead there are plenty of people out there who wouldn't dare admit that those teenagers might've, kinda deserved it.
This guy won't walk, and by law the teenagers are victims, but anyone who's touched grass and has common sense knows every action has a consequence, and you can never be sure who's in the right frame or not, especially when you're not sober.
Bullying a fat man with a large of group of individuals could get yo' ass shanked, my nigga. Which is why I only do it in the safety of my own home.
Prosections close is retarded.
Agent 47 rules
Christ even if he was in the wrong to approach them first those kids are so fucking annoying. Dead ass
"He punched her in the knees"
"It was a weak punch from an old fart"
Lmao
"It was a weak punch from an old fart"
Lmao
What’s the part with baby shark, something about it playing the entire time the one that died was receiving CPR?