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I've been Obsessed with Auric Goldfinger for years,child
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That's a hot movie poster.The Living Daylights is the only good one
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Also Casino Royale was a fluke, it was great but other Craig movies stunk.
Holy shit I agree with just about everything you said, especially RE: the Craig films going to shit after Casino Royale. I will say that Diamonds are Forever is by far the worst Bond movie in my eyes, doesn’t help that the exotic location is a shitty Casino in shithole Las Vegas.Speaking of movies that don't hold up: Goldeneye is barely mediocre. I don't like any of the Brosnan movies. Every single one is really dated, and they had some of the worst opening themes. Daniel Craig started off strong with Casino Royale and the rest were forgettable at best. Fuck Skyfall especially, which is nothing more than a rehash of The Dark Knight. Even shitty Spectre was more enjoyable.
Roger Moore has a lot of duds, but at least most of the bad ones are fun, with the exception of A View To A Kill. He looks absurd in that one. Does anyone remember For Your Eyes Only? I've seen it multiple times and I still struggle with basic plot details. Spy Who Loved Me is good, and I actually enjoy Moonraker. The rest range from bad to okay.
Sean Connery obviously has the best track record, even if You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever are a little weaker. You can't beat those first four, though. Is Never Say Never Again actually worth watching? I know it's just another version of Thunderball with another studio in charge.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service rules. Lazenby was a great Bond and never should have listened to his manager telling him to be one and done. It's easily one of the best Bond movies. Timothy Dalton went one for two. Living Daylights is also one of the best, and Licence to Kill is very mediocre.
Taking your calls now, where you at wit da Bond?
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