WWAWD James Bond movies?

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Dalton is the closest to the Bond of the books, physically and in terms of character performance. Fleming's Bond is not a suave bastard like Connery, Moore or Brosnan. He's a wolf. Vulpine in appearance and just a cold-blooded killer.

The earlier Fleming books are also hilariously racist. They're being rewritten now by the publishers, but get your hands on an old copy of Dr No or Live and Let Die. Fleming describes "Chingroes" - "half Chinaman/half negro and the ugliest people alive" or "Jamaican niggers with splayed nostrils and life jacket lips, prone to spastic movements and childish behaviours." The guy made his fellow 1950s upper class English people uncomfortable with his racism.

I looked into the rewritten drama. They will still sell the old editions, they're just going to have censored ones as well. It's all just a big marketing ploy to get people to buy the older uncensored books. And it's worked on me.

 

[guest]

I looked into the rewritten drama. They will still sell the old editions, they're just going to have censored ones as well. It's all just a big marketing ploy to get people to buy the older uncensored books. And it's worked on me.

Same shit they're doing with Roald Dahl.

 

[guest]

You Only Laugh Twice

Nobody does it better (busting stones)

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Live and Let Die, I guess. There was also a bit where Bond arrives in Harlem and wonders whether he's actually in the Congo.

That’s right, it’s been a while. I’m going to reread that one. Thanks brotherman. I first read them in a college class and the professor basically said, “it is what it is. It was a different time.”

 

[guest]

There it is. 60 cents.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Same shit they're doing with Roald Dahl.

The 30 Rock blu ray set came out the same week that they announced they were removing the blackface episodes from streaming services.

 

[guest]

Nobody does it better (busting stones)

The Laughing Daylights (I can only come up with laugh ones)

 

[guest]

The Laughing Daylights (I can only come up with laugh ones)

Well, laughter is the best medicine right? Haha

The spy who stoned me

That makes no sense, oh well

 

[guest]

The 30 Rock blu ray set came out the same week that they announced they were removing the blackface episodes from streaming services.

That's a pretty great marketing strategy, honestly.

 

[guest]

Well, laughter is the best medicine right? Haha

The spy who stoned me

That makes no sense, oh well

The Man With The Golden Puns

 

[guest]

Same shit they're doing with Roald Dahl.

Love the Roald Dahl short stories. Thanks for sharing Patreeky.

 

[guest]

The Man With The Golden Puns

That’s a damn good one, i think i can’t top that. You win.

 

[guest]

That’s a damn good one, i think i can’t top that. You win.

I'm glad, because that was the last one I had

 

[medium wyzzz]

I like Nick Mullen's Idea of making Lesslie Jones James Bond, it seems funny.

"Sir dat berr up"

 

[guest]

I like Nick Mullen's Idea of making Lesslie Jones James Bond, it seems funny.

"Sir dat berr up"

Oh shit that was Nick Mullen. I thought it was someone here. Now I remember him saying that.

 

[guest]

I'm glad, because that was the last one I had

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!

Another way to die laughing

 

[guest]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!

Another way to die laughing

For Your Ears Only (it's a comedy album)

 

[guest]

For Your Ears Only (it's a comedy album)

More like, for your rears only, haha

I’m so sorry

 

[Jesse Ventura]

HOLD AHN, HOLD AHN, HOLD AHN!

Dr. No, child.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's a pretty great marketing strategy, honestly.

I do believe that was the case. That show rules. I do own the Blu ray set so I am absolutely a rube.