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WWAWD GTA 6 trailer next week?

NoBacon

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I often think there’s something wrong with me, seeing people I really like who still get excited and gleeful at things like this.

It’s the same game we were playing as kids 25 years ago, it’s just bigger and now a dopamine fuelled micro transaction machine.

I’m not saying it’s not going to be good. I’m just saying it could be out tomorrow and I wouldn’t feel remotely excited or compelled to get it.

It’s like still getting excited to watch Spider-Man or something, spoiler uncle Ben dies!
 

johnnynoname

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I often think there’s something wrong with me, seeing people I really like who still get excited and gleeful at things like this.

It’s the same game we were playing as kids 25 years ago, it’s just bigger and now a dopamine fuelled micro transaction machine.

I’m not saying it’s not going to be good. I’m just saying it could be out tomorrow and I wouldn’t feel remotely excited or compelled to get it.

It’s like still getting excited to watch Spider-Man or something, spoiler uncle Ben dies!
just eat a bullet

WE GET IT.....YOU'VE GOTTEN OLDER
 

NoBacon

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just eat a bullet

WE GET IT.....YOU'VE GOTTEN OLDER

It’s not even that. If they were doing something actually interesting I’d be interested, it’s not though and i just can’t pretend it is.

It’s like watching someone live stream painting one of those paint by number colouring in sets. There’s no dynamism to it, no story being told or art thought about, it’s just like filling in forms at the DMV.

If someone was making a 3D printed Lego gun I’d want to know what was going on with that guy, I wouldn’t want to watch them follow the instructions to build an x wing.
 

NoBacon

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Kinda looked cool. Hope it's good.

Spoiler in 15 years after this has been remastered or just reprinted on every platform in that period, and the online game has made 100 billion selling in game haircuts to kids, they’ll release a trailer for GTA 7 and it will be EVEN BIGGER! MORE ROOMS TO ENTER IN BUILDINGS! MORE POP CULTURE IN JOKES!

It will be Cuuuuhhhhrazzzzyyy!
 

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EVEN BIGGER! MORE ROOMS TO ENTER IN BUILDINGS! MORE POP CULTURE IN JOKES!

Rockstar has perfected the Paper Street Soap Company business model. Sell dumb cunts their own fat asses back to them at $20 a bar.

It's starting to come around though, and Rockstar itself is becoming the satire they used to be so cheeky in doling out. It's a good thing the writers strike is over so Rockstar will have material to pilfer for GTA7. I already saw a Pulp Fiction-esque diner robbery in the leak, so I'm sure there's plenty more plager---I mean FAIR USE of American pop culture about to be rocketed down our gullets for $69.99.

Additionally, Rockstar, it's management, and parents companies have more than enough money for multiple lifetimes, so I encourage everyone to download this game upon release and seed, seed, seed. I sure will.
 
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NoBacon

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Rockstar has perfected the Paper Street Soap Company business model. Sell dumb cunts their own fat asses back to them at $20 a bar.

It's starting to come around though, and Rockstar itself is becoming the satire they used to be so cheeky in doling out. It's a good thing the writers strike is over so Rockstar will have material to pilfer for GTA7. I already saw a Pulp Fiction-esque diner robbery in the leak, so I'm sure there's plenty more plager---I mean FAIR USE of American pop culture about to be rocketed down our gullets for $69.99.

There are people who stand in line to buy the next model iPhone.

I view this game as just more boring consumerism wallpaper white noise to be ignored.

You will have the exact same experience playing GTA today as you will playing this, just like your phone today is exactly the same as the new model being sold for 2000 dollars in the Apple Store.
 

BenDovid

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There are people who stand in line to buy the next model iPhone.

I view this game as just more boring consumerism wallpaper white noise to be ignored.

You will have the exact same experience playing GTA today as you will playing this, just like your phone today is exactly the same as the new model being sold for 2000 dollars in the Apple Store.


Without buying it, I know what the game is, how it works, what it's going to look and feel like. There may be a few new features here and there but at the end of the day, it's the same ass game with a new roster.


Now was I talking about the GTA series, or Madden. Sucks that you can't tell, and that's the problem.
 
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Rockstar has perfected the Paper Street Soap Company business model. Sell dumb cunts their own fat asses back to them at $20 a bar.

It's starting to come around though, and Rockstar itself is becoming the satire they used to be so cheeky in doling out. It's a good thing the writers strike is over so Rockstar will have material to pilfer for GTA7. I already saw a Pulp Fiction-esque diner robbery in the leak, so I'm sure there's plenty more plager---I mean FAIR USE of American pop culture about to be rocketed down our gullets for $69.99.

Additionally, Rockstar, it's management, and parents companies have more than enough money for multiple lifetimes, so I encourage everyone to download this game upon release and seed, seed, seed. I sure will.
ha it's probably not getting ported until 2027 and will require a 4080 minimum. I don't wanna buy a console because it sucks but I wanna play this shit and spider-man 2.
 
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