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Phew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.Looks like it’s colon cancer that spread to liver so drinking probably had nothing to do with it.
Seriously, I gave up beer for a whole day after going through this thread. Glad to see I can fall off the wagon safelyPhew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.
All kidding aside, sucks to hear brotherman. Did you ever get a colonoscopy before this? I got one after having a scare around 30 but turned out to be nothing. Apparently I was ranting about Obama and Nancy Pelosi while I was under.
I'm not even a boomer con or anything. Think it was just about the shitty insurance I had making pay a bunch out of pocket.
I’m drinking tonight specifically after reading this thread. I’m just built different.Seriously, I gave up beer for a whole day after going through this thread. Glad to see I can fall off the wagon safely
No I’ve never had one before. The first one would have been in a few months probably. Now I’ve got one at 8am tomorrow so I just started drinking the gallon of saltwater crap. It’s fucking horrible.Phew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.
All kidding aside, sucks to hear brotherman. Did you ever get a colonoscopy before this? I got one after having a scare around 30 but turned out to be nothing. Apparently I was ranting about Obama and Nancy Pelosi while I was under.
I'm not even a boomer con or anything. Think it was just about the shitty insurance I had making pay a bunch out of pocket.
Just 45. I would have got it checked in a couple monthsAge dox? Most people should get your butthole checked at 40
You’ve apparently confused me with some other user.Holy shit JerkStore. This threads fawked. Hang in there homie. Tell them you need Opana. It will make everything ok (until you run out of them).
Edit; I didn’t finish the laxative.. now they rescheduled me for laterNo I’ve never had one before. The first one would have been in a few months probably. Now I’ve got one at 8am tomorrow so I just started drinking the gallon of saltwater crap. It’s fucking horrible.
The colonoscopy laxative is fucking nuts.Edit; I didn’t finish the laxative.. now they rescheduled me for later
Edit; I didn’t finish the laxative.. now they rescheduled me for later
In retrospect, yes. On and off GI issues, blood in stool sometimes that I just wrote off to ‘roids.Time for a trip to Milwaukee I think.
Kidding aside, best of luck with everything. Had you felt any different before you saw yourself yellowing? I'm a few years behind you so its that time to think about things like this.
I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.Hope you're taking your time waiting to do some healthy stuff for yourself.
fawk. Brotherman I’m going to pray for you, genuinely.I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.
I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.
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