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Are you still yellow?
Wtf is nobody white on this website??
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Are you still yellow?
Wtf is nobody white on this website??
His skin color is actually changing because of the rising amounts of bilirubin in his liver, not because he’s non-whiteWtf is nobody white on this website??
Oh, literal Leonard.His skin color is actually changing because of the rising amounts of bilirubin in his liver, not because he’s non-white
It’s actually a buildup of fluiiiiiiidds.His skin color is actually changing because of the rising amounts of bilirubin in his liver, not because he’s non-white
Any attractive nurses? Post creepshots pls.Maybe.
Yes still in, colonoscopy tomorrow
No, the nurses are all what you’d think they are. Some of the residents are cute though.Any attractive nurses? Post creepshots pls.
Also, thinking ahead, If it’s terminal, can you leave your dox with someone here for memorial page purposes?
I send well wishes to op and he still doesn't rib my post? Listen dude, you may be sick, but that doesn't give you the right to be a dick!I'm pretty sure this is happening to OP because he crashes my post and is in general, a dick.
In all seriousness, I hope you'll be ok.
What's the prognosis?Looks like it’s colon cancer that spread to liver so drinking probably had nothing to do with it.
Well since it already metastasized I’m guessing “not great”What's the prognosis?
Fucking hell.Looks like it’s colon cancer that spread to liver so drinking probably had nothing to do with it.
Do you smoke? Or is this an age/genetics scenario? Is there a road to recovery?Looks like it’s colon cancer that spread to liver so drinking probably had nothing to do with it.
Probably won’t know that kind of thing for a couple weeks but my expectation is anywhere from shit to fucking shit.What's the prognosis?
NoQ
Do you smoke?
Genetics I guess, I’m in my mid 40s so not ageOr is this an age/genetics scenario?
Don’t know that stuff yet. Not a lot of solid info at this time.Is there a road to recovery?
Sorry to hear it...Looks like it’s colon cancer that spread to liver so drinking probably had nothing to do with it.
I had a lump on my chest/neck that I was convinced was lymphoma. It turned out be joint arthritis and a non-issue but I know how you guys feelFawkin brutal dude. I just had a tumor removed that turned out to be benign, so I got lucky there. Cancer is a real bitch, if you're gonna do the chemo thing at least you'll get good drugs.
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