WWAW Spiders?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I like spiders. I try to relocate them to the outside when they’re in the house.

 

[alkiefuck2]

We don't get your big retarded ones so I like them, they're like volunteer garbage men

 

[guest]

They don't bother me, but then again they probably would in Australia where half of them can kill you. Snakes creep me out. Another reason I'm not in a rush to visit Oz.

 

[HH Brother]

I pick them up and put them outside. Spiders get a bad rap but they're bros.

I won't go that far, but I have a you don't bother me and I won't bother you policy, funster.

Now if it's a big fucker, then yeah you're gonna die

 

[DMbA]

The worst thing is they don't afraid of you and run directly toward you, I had to bug spray them a few times, creepy fucks

 

[Build Black Better]

i just had to finger one to death because it was right in the corner of my living room and i couldn't get it with my Cock

I've always wondered what it feels like to finger blast a spider. Tight? Hairy? Juicy?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I've always wondered what it feels like to finger blast a spider. Tight? Hairy? Juicy?

Squishy and wet.. had brown residue on my finger afterwards.. reminded me of fingering an asshole.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

In other spider news, it's 7am here and i am laid in bed wide awake with my light on.. i lost a massive one in my bedroom about 2 hours ago and am now too paranoid to sleep.. they are fucking faggots man. I went to smack it with my Croc and it bolted under my curtains and disappeared.

 

[Build Black Better]

The only things i don't kill if they are in my house are Butterflies, Ladybirds and Bees.. i'll just shoo them out.

You mean ladybugs, Mayor Limey?

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

WWAWD male spiders mating without actual sex? They deposit their sperm before even meeting the female, and they also risk being eaten, so what's in it for them? Fawkin pot talk friday.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Smashed a big spider today. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry everyone.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

WWAWD male spiders mating without actual sex? They deposit their sperm before even meeting the female, and they also risk being eaten, so what's in it for them? Fawkin pot talk friday.

The nature of man is to cum in or on things. Some female fish lay eggs then the male comes by & blows a load on the pile of eggs. Nature is cummy like that.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Not cool

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've always wondered what it feels like to finger blast a spider. Tight? Hairy? Juicy?

You a spider man?

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