I like spiders. I try to relocate them to the outside when they’re in the house.
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WWAW Spiders?
- Thread starter Mayor Larry Vaughn
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We don't get your big retarded ones so I like them, they're like volunteer garbage men
I won't go that far, but I have a you don't bother me and I won't bother you policy, funster.
Now if it's a big fucker, then yeah you're gonna die
The worst thing is they don't afraid of you and run directly toward you, I had to bug spray them a few times, creepy fucks
I've always wondered what it feels like to finger blast a spider. Tight? Hairy? Juicy?
Squishy and wet.. had brown residue on my finger afterwards.. reminded me of fingering an asshole.
In other spider news, it's 7am here and i am laid in bed wide awake with my light on.. i lost a massive one in my bedroom about 2 hours ago and am now too paranoid to sleep.. they are fucking faggots man. I went to smack it with my Croc and it bolted under my curtains and disappeared.
