WWAW Marilyn Monroe being fucking disgusting

[Nigger Jim]

Any good stories you heard?

She had a fart issue.

Would leave uneaten food in her room till I’m guessing someone else would clean it up.

Would fuck that Church of Satan Jew in graveyards.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I mostly just heard about her never wanting to shower and barely getting out of bed for days at a time and leaving food to rot next to/on her bed. Which, to be honest seems like your pretty standard dumb, depressed woman shit.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Yeah I mostly just heard about her never wanting to shower and barely getting out of bed for days at a time and leaving food to rot next to/on her bed. Which, to be honest seems like your pretty standard dumb, depressed woman shit.

Marilyn February

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Marilyn February

Boxed wine mountain.

 

[Nigger Jim]

I think she poop’d in the bed after a fucking but don’t recall the story.

She had IBS

 

[wbgreen]

I read a LIFE magazine about her that implied she was working as a prostitute before her movie career took off.

I have an idea for a comedy about the JFK White House where Marilyn is played by Jennifer Coolidge as a fat fucking pig.

 

[Turry]

Sounds like she was very badly raped as a child. Poor poor girl

 

[NeedFana]

There was an Art Bell interview where some guy said she faked her death to become an assassin for the CIA and was the one that shot JFK lol

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Sounds like she was very badly raped as a child. Poor poor girl

How old was Dan Mullen at the time?

 

[Turry]

Marilyn February

Shut the FUUUUUUCK UP

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Shut the FUUUUUUCK UP

Shut the ffffuck up, Mr. President

 

[Turry]

Shut the ffffuck up, Mr. President

Do a pee pee in my butt, Mr President

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Didn't that movie "Blonde" portray her as a disgusting whore?
Pretty fuckin accurate

 

[StlakerFatti]

yes i can turn my cam around and show you my bush mountain, Mr President.

 

[Professor Consent]

I heard she was against rape. Sick woman.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

She had a fart issue

never wanting to shower and barely getting out of bed for days at a time and leaving food to rot next to/on her bed.

wow really? i actually fuck these kinds of girls so thats pretty cool

 

[Cannibal Shitdick]

leaving food to rot next to/on her bed.

I dated a girl who asked for some bread in the morning since she felt hungover. I got a slide of bread and threw it at her and watching her naked eating a slice of bread in my bed and probably getting crumbs everywhere really disgusted me.

I knew I would break up with her after having to see that.

 

[The DMAN]

Would leave uneaten food in her room till I’m guessing someone else would clean it up.

I was at a broads house one time looking for a charger for my phone in her room. Opened up a drawer and found an old bowl of rancid ramen noodles that turned gray and smelled god awful. She had no idea it was even there.

 

[Suetonius]

I heard she got a rib removed to suck her own cock

 

[Professor Consent]

I heard she got a rib removed to suck her own cock

I hope that boring joke was worth the snooze react, asshole!