WWAW Marilyn Monroe being fucking disgusting

[TorpidSloth]

There's a place I run occasionally where she used to go when filming something over here. There's photos of her in the exact location. Every time I run through the area I think about how she fucked JFK and his brother

You run? You've never mentioned that before.

 

[Imager]

I was at a broads house one time looking for a charger for my phone in her room. Opened up a drawer and found an old bowl of rancid ramen noodles that turned gray and smelled god awful. She had no idea it was even there.

Girls like this do anal

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Yeah I mostly just heard about her never wanting to shower and barely getting out of bed for days at a time and leaving food to rot next to/on her bed. Which, to be honest seems like your pretty standard dumb, depressed woman shit.

Also she was ugly.

 

[EraGodless]

The fact that she'd done nude modeling was REALLY far out at the time.

The Goth Subculture has always been obsessed with Bettie Page, and you see a ton of goth girls aping her look. But Bettie Page wasn't famous because she was pretty; she was famous because she was willing to get naked.

At the time, that was extraordinary. You couldn't even get film developed if there were nudes. (I ran a porn company in the 1990s, and routinely lost entire sets of originals because even in the 90s, it was very difficult to get topless photos developed, and getting nudes developed was nearly impossible.)

So there are millions of women out there, rocking Bettie Page's style and haircut, while completely oblivious to the fact that Bettie Page was not "hot." She was nude; that was basically her entire calling card.

Polaroids, nigga.

 

[nasty twp]

Holy fuck Norton is such a faggot and probably masturbated to this after.

I love how Ant had to steel himself to look only at Instant Feedback and not over at Sam's provocative performance.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

The fact that she'd done nude modeling was REALLY far out at the time.

The Goth Subculture has always been obsessed with Bettie Page, and you see a ton of goth girls aping her look. But Bettie Page wasn't famous because she was pretty; she was famous because she was willing to get naked.

At the time, that was extraordinary. You couldn't even get film developed if there were nudes. (I ran a porn company in the 1990s, and routinely lost entire sets of originals because even in the 90s, it was very difficult to get topless photos developed, and getting nudes developed was nearly impossible.)

So there are millions of women out there, rocking Bettie Page's style and haircut, while completely oblivious to the fact that Bettie Page was not "hot." She was nude; that was basically her entire calling card.

She became super Christian afterwards.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

She had a fart issue.

Been laughing about this for days. Vague and hilarious.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Been laughing about this for days. Vague and hilarious.

A number of her partners said she would fart a lot. She had IBS. Every time I see a photo of her I just think of her farting.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

A number of her partners said she would fart a lot. She had IBS. Every time I see a photo of her I just think of her farting.

Whenever a celebrity dies and someone asks me how she passed I'll respond with "she had a fart issue" and leave it at that.

I've already done it with Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman's wife while talking to my wife.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Whenever a celebrity dies and someone asks me how she passed I'll respond with "she had a fart issue" and leave it at that.

I've already done it with Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman's wife while talking to my wife.

I’ve known about the “fart issue” for like 15 years I think. I was talking about this at a bar once, like a decade ago and people looked at me like I was insane