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WWAW Marilyn Monroe being fucking disgusting

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Ain't no such thing as half-fucked butts
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JoshMoonDiaperTroon said:
I was at a broads house one time looking for a charger for my phone in her room. Opened up a drawer and found an old bowl of rancid ramen noodles that turned gray and smelled god awful. She had no idea it was even there.
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I helped my buddy move one time and when we moved the living room couch there were two plates with moldy food all over the place under there that his girlfriend had just stuck under there and forgot about.
 
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There's a place I run occasionally where she used to go when filming something over here. There's photos of her in the exact location. Every time I run through the area I think about how she fucked JFK and his brother
 
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You're not stupid.
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Whats she laughing at?

What the FUCK is so fucking funny?!

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She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I helped my buddy move one time and when we moved the living room couch there were two plates with moldy food all over the place under there that his girlfriend had just stuck under there and forgot about.
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Were the plates under there by the food that was all over the place under there?
 
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Nigger Jim said:
Any good stories you heard?

She had a fart issue.

Would leave uneaten food in her room till I’m guessing someone else would clean it up.

Would fuck that Church of Satan Jew in graveyards.
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Jane Mansfield was also down with the Church of Satan/Anton Levay. Sammy Davis Jr dabbled with that shit for a bit, but realized they were a bunch of creepy fags.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Yeah I mostly just heard about her never wanting to shower and barely getting out of bed for days at a time and leaving food to rot next to/on her bed. Which, to be honest seems like your pretty standard dumb, depressed woman shit.
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I dated a girl who was insanely passive aggressive, and she was in the habit of doing shit like that.

It got to the point where she was leaving used maxi pads just laying around my house (which she'd moved into, without an invitation.)

The entire thing was an obvious "fuck you" from her to me, but she never actually confronted me about any issues she had with me. It was like she assumed I would just telepathically figure out what she wanted, and then she'd stop moping around my house and being an absolutely filthy pig.

Eventually she drove me OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE, and as if by magic, she suddenly learned how to be clean again. After I moved out, the house was spotless.
 
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JoshMoonDiaperTroon said:
I was at a broads house one time looking for a charger for my phone in her room. Opened up a drawer and found an old bowl of rancid ramen noodles that turned gray and smelled god awful. She had no idea it was even there.
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I was fucking my stripper girlfriend in the 90s, and something didn't feel "right."

I went spelunking in her vagina and found a tampon.

She wasn't even aware it was there.

I assume that all of those women who died from "Toxic Shock Syndrome" had something similar going on; they probably jammed something in their vagina and forgot it was there.
 
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wbgreen said:
I read a LIFE magazine about her that implied she was working as a prostitute before her movie career took off.

I have an idea for a comedy about the JFK White House where Marilyn is played by Jennifer Coolidge as a fat fucking pig.
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The fact that she'd done nude modeling was REALLY far out at the time.

The Goth Subculture has always been obsessed with Bettie Page, and you see a ton of goth girls aping her look. But Bettie Page wasn't famous because she was pretty; she was famous because she was willing to get naked.

At the time, that was extraordinary. You couldn't even get film developed if there were nudes. (I ran a porn company in the 1990s, and routinely lost entire sets of originals because even in the 90s, it was very difficult to get topless photos developed, and getting nudes developed was nearly impossible.)

So there are millions of women out there, rocking Bettie Page's style and haircut, while completely oblivious to the fact that Bettie Page was not "hot." She was nude; that was basically her entire calling card.
 
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Yaranaika?
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Jack_Horner said:
The fact that she'd done nude modeling was REALLY far out at the time.

The Goth Subculture has always been obsessed with Bettie Page, and you see a ton of goth girls aping her look. But Bettie Page wasn't famous because she was pretty; she was famous because she was willing to get naked.

At the time, that was extraordinary. You couldn't even get film developed if there were nudes. (I ran a porn company in the 1990s, and routinely lost entire sets of originals because even in the 90s, it was very difficult to get topless photos developed, and getting nudes developed was nearly impossible.)

So there are millions of women out there, rocking Bettie Page's style and haircut, while completely oblivious to the fact that Bettie Page was not "hot." She was nude; that was basically her entire calling card.
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The life lesson is that success is all about showing up and sometimes only stupid and ugly people show up.
 
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