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Make it to 30 without being a complete dumpster fire, and just walk outside.
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You can always join the alliance, brother. You'd fit right in.I'm out of the game however my ideal woman is a woman my age WITH NO KIDS
I'm 44
You know how hard it is to find a woman my age who doesn't have kids and if you do, the fact that she has zero kids is a huge red flag
...and yes- I have no kids.....I'm a red flag as well
ain't none you niggas try to do a play on words "jokey response" on how I look Indian and might be gay when riffing off of "red Flag"
Why in the world would you look for a 44 year old? Go to the gym, buy some new clothes and shoot for 34 instead. Have some pride.I'm out of the game however my ideal woman is a woman my age WITH NO KIDS
I'm 44
You know how hard it is to find a woman my age who doesn't have kids and if you do, the fact that she has zero kids is a huge red flag
...and yes- I have no kids.....I'm a red flag as well
ain't none you niggas try to do a play on words "jokey response" on how I look Indian and might be gay when riffing off of "red Flag"
Why in the world would you look for a 44 year old? Go to the gym, buy some new clothes and shoot for 34 instead. Have some pride.
honestly- I like to date a girl I can make an "ALF" reference in front of and she'd get it........fat girls don't count btwWhy in the world would you look for a 44 year old? Go to the gym, buy some new clothes and shoot for 34 instead. Have some pride.
and i would agree with this however even at my most homeliest I could still do pretty well.....I could get a girl who looks like illyenna Douglas with no tan and being skinnyfatBeggars can’t be choosers, and all that.
You fucked a penny eater.
You’re not the beggar looking for chicks that age, they are.Beggars can’t be choosers, and all that.
and btw- I'm ugly and even I believe the above 100 percent......You’re not the beggar looking for chicks that age, they are.
and btw- I'm ugly and even I believe the above 100 percent......
...ironically though- I organically just don't care anymore
intimate
stop trolling, manromantic/emotional connection
stop trolling, man
Cuz...I just had a moment of clarity when this jew broad in lawschool wakes up next to me , she's not pretty in the face but great body, I fucked her on the kitchen counter after bar hopping last night and spending $85 on drinks between the both of us after meeting on hinge.
and her breathe unironically smelled like loose change. Then after i nut this morning she said she's going to brunch with her boyfriend yes boyfriend apparently shes in an open relationship.
This is a boomer containment zone:
inb4 go join your local church and serenade a 23 year old femcel
inb4 go to your local library and chat up the nerdy girl
this isn't 1997, faggots.
If she has a dating app profile, trash.
If she has pink or blue streaks in her hair/ noticeable tattoos, trash.
If she says she's "spiritual" or anything of the sort, trash.
im sick of meeting these mid twenties whores who likes trying new recipes at the lcoal brewerry or going on sushi dates or spending the weekends hungover all day watching netflix and ask to take a selfie wiht me 3-4x a day when out and about, I can't take it anymore
PLEASE HELP ME FIND A TRAD WIFE MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING AS MY MALE VALUE WILL BE PEAKING SOON
FAWK!
Looking for a trad wife but preemptively say not to recommend church.I just had a moment of clarity when this jew broad in lawschool wakes up next to me , she's not pretty in the face but great body, I fucked her on the kitchen counter after bar hopping last night and spending $85 on drinks between the both of us after meeting on hinge.
and her breathe unironically smelled like loose change. Then after i nut this morning she said she's going to brunch with her boyfriend yes boyfriend apparently shes in an open relationship.
This is a boomer containment zone:
inb4 go join your local church and serenade a 23 year old femcel
inb4 go to your local library and chat up the nerdy girl
this isn't 1997, faggots.
If she has a dating app profile, trash.
If she has pink or blue streaks in her hair/ noticeable tattoos, trash.
If she says she's "spiritual" or anything of the sort, trash.
im sick of meeting these mid twenties whores who likes trying new recipes at the lcoal brewerry or going on sushi dates or spending the weekends hungover all day watching netflix and ask to take a selfie wiht me 3-4x a day when out and about, I can't take it anymore
PLEASE HELP ME FIND A TRAD WIFE MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING AS MY MALE VALUE WILL BE PEAKING SOON
FAWK!
I'm out of the game however my ideal woman is a woman my age WITH NO KIDS
I'm 44
You know how hard it is to find a woman my age who doesn't have kids and if you do, the fact that she has zero kids is a huge red flag
...and yes- I have no kids.....I'm a red flag as well
ain't none you niggas try to do a play on words "jokey response" on how I look Indian and might be gay when riffing off of "red Fl
and btw- I'm ugly and even I believe the above 100 percent......
...ironically though- I organically just don't care anymore
I see a lot of guys doing that. They'll complain about women being whores, but they won't go where they might actually find one that's decent. You're fishing in a toxic pond, stupid! Don't complain if you catch an old boot every time. Definition of insanity, etc., etc.Looking for a trad wife but preemptively say not to recommend church.
Banning the best possible advice isn’t smart.
I mean you seem to prize the fact that you “spit roasted” her, so then just enjoy that.
What’s wrong with just doing that? I mean if you’re looking for a real wife prospect then go look for one, but if you’re going to keep banging whores just do that then don’t complain that you can’t find a real woman.
Banging whores is fun. Maybe that’s your calling.
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