WWAW Chris Rock’s live netflix special?

[guest]

She’d be howling at that bit and then ask me that question for real.

I’m so sorry, J.

Oh and if she likes that, you should definitely try out some of Hannah Gadsby’s best material on her.

“I was forced to ‘ave seeks wit’ meen. I wuz roiped.”

Hilarious!

 

[EraGodless]

Starts at 10pm east, 4am Dutchy time. There’s a pre-show half an hour before..

“The special will be hosted by Ronnie Chieng and feature Leslie Jones, Deon Cole and Arsenio Hall, among others, as well as appearances and commentary from Amy Schumer, Cedric the Entertainer, Ice-T, Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Hart, Paul McCartney, Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes.”

Sounds wonderful.

Needs more jeeeeewwwwsss

 

[Jenna]

Oh jesus the name of the special is "Selective Outrage"?

Ugh we get it, the liberals are holding down comedy.

 

[EraGodless]

I think the reason Chris has White guilt is because his best bit, OJ shouldn't have killer Nicole, but I understand likely wasn't his concept and most of the funny wasn't his.

Then, his next best bit about there being Blacks and there being Niggers ... "If you have money just hide it in a book because no nigger is ever going to look for it there..." was beloved by White people and he 100% wrote it and got famous because of it and has felt like a race traitor ever since.

Saw him host the Oscars once. <nigger voice> "I gets paid to do voice overs for movies! I just goes and read da lines for a few hours and deys pays me!"

That was it. That was the joke.

Chris Rock is the Black Patrick Tomlinson, except he hit it big on other people's material and is very self-aware of that.

I'm pretty sure Louis CK helped with the Niggers vs Black People bit.

 

[EraGodless]

Chris Rock going hard after Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[EraGodless]

And now he's going after white men- why doesn't he just name the Jew instead of being a pussy?

 

[Jenna]

Ah so he's gonna close with the Will Smith bit.

I've laughed a couple times.

 

[guest]

My 70 year old Midwestern mother went to one of the warmup shows last week and said she never stopped laughing the whole time so that tells me all I need to know.

So your mother is a coalburner - go!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I’m so sorry, J.

Oh and if she likes that, you should definitely try out some of Hannah Gadsby’s best material on her.

“I was forced to ‘ave seeks wit’ meen. I wuz roiped.”

Hilarious!

Whatever happened to that Hans Gatsby bloke? I really liked his act. That bit he does, about getting the ol' wallaby up the didgeridoo had me howling. I hope he moves away from that weird lesbian-esque look he was sporting, though.

 

[EraGodless]

I tapped out. I'll check it later- it was whatever. Seemed half-baked with some good ideas or jokes muddied up. It would be interesting to see an edited version that has the best bits and tightens it up.

 

[Jenna]

I tapped out. I'll check it later- it was whatever. Seemed half-baked with some good ideas or jokes muddied up. It would be interesting to see an edited version that has the best bits and tightens it up.

I'm laughing way more at his family stories than the earlier political shit

 

[Jenna]

First 1/3 is weak as shit, 2nd and 3rd acts are worth it

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She’d be howling at that bit and then ask me that question for real.

In all seriousness why can’t they do it? Too expensive?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm pretty sure Louis CK helped with the Niggers vs Black People bit.

I don’t think so because it ends with “loosen up folks.”

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Woke black people are big mad so I'm gonna call him the real ass nigger of the week

Chris Rock’s Emancipation Joke About Will Smith Was So Shady

Rock is clearly still salty about the infamous 2022 Oscar’s slap.

www.theroot.com

 

[guest]

In all seriousness why can’t they do it? Too expensive?

It’s heavy. Plus you’d still be dead if you smashed the ground at 500mph even if you’re sitting inside an indestructible box

 

[guest]

Watching it now, he’s doing an OJ bit, 25 years later.. amazing.

The Kardashian curse joke made me chuckle.

 

[EraGodless]

Watching it now, he’s doing an OJ bit, 25 years later.. amazing.

The Kardashian curse joke made me chuckle.

Time is a flat circle.

 

[CutesyMissy]

Starts at 10pm east, 4am Dutchy time. There’s a pre-show half an hour before..

“The special will be hosted by Ronnie Chieng and feature Leslie Jones, Deon Cole and Arsenio Hall, among others, as well as appearances and commentary from Amy Schumer, Cedric the Entertainer, Ice-T, Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Hart, Paul McCartney, Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes.”

Sounds wonderful.

Jesus!
Those are the who's who of hack sellouts.

 

[guest]

Then, his next best bit about there being Blacks and there being Niggers ... "If you have money just hide it in a book because no nigger is ever going to look for it there..." was beloved by White people and he 100% wrote it and got famous because of it and has felt like a race traitor ever since.

Isn't that also why Chappelle quit doing his show? He had some pretty racist shit on there like Clayton Bigsby, the reparations skits, etc. It was funny as fuck but I thought I read where he thought people were taking the wrong message from it and it fucked him up.

Also, is there a bigger bitch than Will Smith? His wife straight up cheats on him, calls it "an entanglement", doesn't even seem apologetic about it. And Will is up there slapping Chris Rock because he makes a joke about his cheating wife. Either he's gay and she's his beard (probable) or he's the biggest bitch in Hollywood.