Would you seduce Niki if you had the chance?

[Danrangutan 🦧]

She has STDs and I am very clean.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Hit her from the back and go deep.

I'm 7 1/2 inches and thick, so I know I can get her screaming...but I wouldn't bother with any of that if Pat wasn't tied up and forced to watch. It would have to be humiliating for him.

Unless he gets a boner, then I would stop and walk away.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I prefer men.

 

[goo gobbler]

if you have the chance to fuck nick, and if you're ever around her you absolutely have a very high chance since she's ugly as fuck and pat looks like a pig, you have to do it for the bit.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

if you have the chance to fuck nick, and if you're ever around her you absolutely have a very high chance since she's ugly as fuck and pat looks like a pig, you have to do it for the bit.

Wrap it up tho unless you already got the herp.

 

[goo gobbler]

Wrap it up tho unless you already got the herp.

test before fucking niki, and one test after as definitive proof she is contaminated.

that's what we call working a shoot, funster

 

[lil chud]

No.
But this street shitter did.

Let's be real any woman that would lay with Pat the fat pigboy will sleep with anyone and she does. Including women and gay men they call poly.

I only voted yes because of these set of pics of niki. She's not bad looking when she's trying to look half decent.

 

[N64 Cube]

Just her being with Pat is an automatic no for me. If she was never with Pat, if she’d do her hair and put on a little make up there would be a chance.

Edit- on second thought, I’d almost rather be a Joe Cumia than do anything with/to Niki

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The milk has gone bad. Not worth putting in any effort for that when there are younger better looking women. This only going by looks, Id imagine a conversation would solidify that she is a dud. Even if it was last call and she was the only woman left in the bar. Id still pass.

You know she would be awful to talk to - Pat gets all his dumb basic bitch political opinions from her. Remember - she walks around in public with that dopey THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US hoodie and claims she uses her white privilege for the greater good.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Seduce? I’d buy her a PBR and take her outside to my truck. I’m not sure women like that
Require seduction.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know she would be awful to talk to - Pat gets all his dumb basic bitch political opinions from her. Remember - she walks around in public with that dopey THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US hoodie and claims she uses her white privilege for the greater good.

Its always weirdo whites that are the most vocal about issues they arent even a part of.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Probably a CIA agent. We are 100% being honeypotted.

It's space edge pretending to be Jackie pretending to be whippinghuskies

 

[PickleRickle]

I wouldnt even fart in her pussy.

 

[kingship75]

I only voted yes because of these set of pics of niki. She's not bad looking when she's trying to look half decent.

Absolutely. Witch Niki could blow me in a spare bedroom during the party.

 

[cachorro]

Would I do something fairly disgusting to myself to humiliate some fat pig from the internet I don’t like? Sure, why not.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yeah, sure, I'll fuck virtually any pig that asks me to. Like last week I railed this haggard old granny named Carol Fuchs. And boy could she! She kept saying how mad her jew father would be if he knew she was fucking a goy like 30 years younger than her, but fortunately he's been dead for years. Anyway my point is ugly whores like Nikki and Carol Fuchs can really take a load in their glasses if you give them a chance.

 

[THE D]

Yup I'm the lentil soup guy. No did a two year bid for assault and narcotics. Moved back to NYC with wife and kids. Hate it here, but I finally found you rascals again. The last time I was on the sub was the day I got out of jail for my first bid in Spain, Abe Vigoda had become the mod, and that homosexual haircutted lesbian literally got it shut down. I lost track of you guys and got in trouble again. I actually was looking at the dassabesso clip and stinks directed members of the old sub here. Glad to be back, Jack.

You caused The DMAN to make lentil soup for years.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Funniest thing I've heard/seen since Samco Joe's obnoxiously big and white Nike monarchs on TV.

I hope you find this gif as funny as I do. Joseph’s Nike AirBoomers we’re gold.

 

[Antwan2]

Just for da bit.

 

[whippinghuskies]

You caused The DMAN to make lentil soup for years.

Brother, you have no idea how happy that made me. Tomorrow I begin my lentil soup and water diet with a nice dose of praying to Jesus. No bacon egg cheese.