I wanted a racing game to have for Beer-io Cart if friends came over, but i only had a playstation 2
Beat the game, did not enjoy it.
They have drifting like the mario-cart games, so you hop and drift and continue to do so gaining speed boosts. The bad thing is the CPUs are still matching your speed without doing any of this. So you need to do speed-boosting the whole map and essentially you can't fuck up more than once.
There's like 5 or more boss levels, im not sure. Same shit CPUs driving faster than you without even trying but now added a boss guy who has a special ability/attack, I cannot remember 1 of them because the final boss ass-fucked me so fucking much.
Final race is just 1 guy with a big cart and two little minions who race with him. He has unlimited 'bombs' that he can throw behind him with immediate precision. Eventually I learned his throws were timed around the map, so that's fun, having to remember each spot he's allowed to ass-rape me in a long 2 course map and then timing a juke perfectly. I can't even remember how I dodged them.
I also forget what the little guys did, you just needed to shoot rockets and i think they'd sacrifice themselves to protect the big guy. Then you have to choose the right time to shoot a rocket at the big guy cause they're fucking retarded, though the only heat-seeking type thing you can shoot ahead(red turtle shell), and oh yeah you can only luckily get them by breaking the boxes on the course.
So i finally did everything right, made it well past the guy probably cause i shot him during a narrow spot where he then slid off the map, all i know i was in the clear of him being able to get me with anything.
There's one final huge jump that's landing is at the start/finish line. It's a 2 lap race, I've already done this. I do the jump exactly the same, but this time I fall through the floor, not some intentional-programmed "Oh this time you were supposed to avoid the middle landing!", just glitched through the floor and the big fuck lands it as soon as the Ooga-Booga guy spawns me.
Of course, since I technically beat it, I needed to do it again. Not sure how many more tries it took, but eventually I won the race.
The you go to a cut-scene and the fat faggot demands a re-match. Of course I did it and beat him cause i needed to see it end because im gay and autistic. To whoever read this im sorry
