Driving in New Mexico was absolute hell. I don't know how people do it regularly. How the fuck are the roads so bad?
What about how it's so dark you can't see shit and there are all these end of Splash Mountain looking demented animals staring out you on the side of the road letting you know they could jump in front of your vehicle and total your vehicle/kill you at any point in time. "Please non-existent lord, just let me get to Pie Town."