Why doesn't Pat do stand up comedy anymore?

[MonsterSteve]

Didn’t he even take photos of him at a stall for a potential album / comedy special poster? Stall Tactics I think? He didn’t make it past open mic / host or even have a good 5 minutes and already thought he would be headlining arenas. The ego on this pig is out of this world.

Yes the supposded album cover was him standing at a Urinal pissing and the name of the album was 'Stall Tactics". He fails at even the most basic shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love his repeated references to blowing past his time because he "didn't see the light". Other comedians LOVE that type of behavior!

It’s everyone else’s fault but him - don’t forget he chugged that beer like complete fool before that set.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yes the supposded album cover was him standing at a Urinal pissing and the name of the album was 'Stall Tactics". He fails at even the most basic shit.

He could have at least done something clever like writing the title on a stall or getting caught writing on the stall door but he fucks it all up and has a picture of the BACK of his head like everyone already knows who he is. The ego I’ll never understand

 

[Josef Kuminski]

You wonder how many selfies he’s taken before deciding on one he posts online that looks awful. His phone roll must be nothing but pictures of his fat head and dumb mustang.

The two things that he loves more than his family and friends.

 

[Caverlock]

Yes the supposded album cover was him standing at a Urinal pissing and the name of the album was 'Stall Tactics". He fails at even the most basic shit.

Dickens Coffee.

(O&A reference)

 

[peckafacce]

Because Dan would be at every single shock heckling him.

 

[AliceWorquer]

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That's such a terrible title for a special I don't even really understand what he means by it. I think its just a dumb pun from a retard who thinks he's turned toilet humor into something clever because but he's too much of a dunderhead to consider what the double entendre actually means. Just stupid ooga booga levels of creativity.
He's clearly not really stalling anything, so one can only wonder what tactics he is using in these stalls. I would love to hear what kind of "No, child" he would throw out if someone pointed out he wanted to release a special about sucking dick in public bathrooms.

The absolute best part is that he's clearly stood at a urinal.
He's a fucking retard.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The only large crowds he ever performed in front of were at festivals, where they need all the bodies they can get.

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He only ever got gigs above open mics when the MKE/Madison "Caste of Killers" comics were desperate for someone to host.

He tried to start his own comedy troupe and crashed and burned.

He sucks. He came up with five minutes of material from 2011 to 2018, and two of those minutes are based on the true event of seriously contemplating the murders of his ex-wife and ex-child.

Was Caste of Killers (gayest fucking name ever) the one that told him they cancelled an event and then pat found out on facebook Twitter it was still going on? Didn't he do something that made everyone uncomfortable/mad on stage and they basically put him on the pay no mind list? If it's not that i'd guess pat tried to wrest control of the group because he was the "most famous" and when they wouldn't play along he took his ball and went home.

 

[DominusOdium]

He was getting that itch for bombing on stage again.

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He claims to have performed in London. When? On his white trash honeymoon?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He claims to have performed in London. When? On his white trash honeymoon?

I believe so - piggy had to tell his awful jokes overseas while his dumb wife got drunk. His whole “honeymoon” was based around things he wanted to do - we gotta check out the concentration camp so I can us it when I argue with strangers online!

 

[Honoria]

I seriously think it was some "joke" like "you know when you see advice written on the bathroom wall? Those are stall tactics". His standup is him reading bad tweets with zero timing.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Rather than heckle him I think it would be funnier to be the one guy uproariously laughing at everything he says while the rest of the audience is silent. Like that deniro laughing in Cape Feare sound drop.

 

[DominusOdium]

I seriously think it was some "joke" like "you know when you see advice written on the bathroom wall? Those are stall tactics". His standup is him reading bad tweets with zero timing.

Only stall tactics he knows are stalling on paying your judgment debt until they're gonna put you in jail.

That, and working a gloryhole in a stall at the adult bookstore.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I love his repeated references to blowing past his time because he "didn't see the light". Other comedians LOVE that type of behavior!

It's just to make you think he's so brilliant he flows like poetry and has no conception of time when he's up there in the comedy zone. What bar open mic show even has a light?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The only large crowds he ever performed in front of were at festivals, where they need all the bodies they can get.

You'll find him near the end in the smallest font:
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He only ever got gigs above open mics when the MKE/Madison "Caste of Killers" comics were desperate for someone to host.

He tried to start his own comedy troupe and crashed and burned.

He sucks. He came up with five minutes of material from 2011 to 2018, and two of those minutes are based on the true event of seriously contemplating the murders of his ex-wife and ex-child.

I'm not tapped into the comedy scene or anything but I've never heard of a single name on that list. Googling some names, the biggest one on that list, Nick Vatterott, has like 8,000 Twitter followers and less than 2,000 instagram followers. Chastity Washington is a school teacher who has been doing standup for 30 years. She is known as "The Auntie of the Milwaukee Comedy Scene" (https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/nns-chastity-washington) but is completely unknown outside of Milwaukee. Felonius Munk is 50 years old and his biggest credit is writing for The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore nearly 8 years ago.

You get the point. These people are 1,000 miles away from being even Z List celebrities yet Pat is like number 50 on the call sheet. Also I haven't confirmed it by googling everyone but I'd bet the farm that Pat is the fattest one with the largest set of bitch tits.

 

[Jenna]

I'm not tapped into the comedy scene or anything but I've never heard of a single name on that list. Googling some names, the biggest one on that list, Nick Vatterott, has like 8,000 Twitter followers and less than 2,000 instagram followers. Chastity Washington is a school teacher who has been doing standup for 30 years. She is known as "The Auntie of the Milwaukee Comedy Scene" (https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/nns-chastity-washington) but is completely unknown outside of Milwaukee. Felonius Munk is 50 years old and his biggest credit is writing for The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore nearly 8 years ago.

You get the point. These people are 1,000 miles away from being even Z List celebrities yet Pat is like number 50 on the call sheet. Also I haven't confirmed it by googling everyone but I'd bet the farm that Pat is the fattest one with the largest set of bitch tits.

Sarah Squirm (aka Sarah Sherman) is an SNL cast member. That's the only one I recognized.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Here is pat pretending to be a seasoned comic that is always on the road working his craft when he actually took years off and just did an open mic for the payment of a burger and a potato.

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"Just a short guest set." Yeah, that's what happened.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Pat making his comedy album cover when he was bombing in front of 6 people in a bus station has really escaped the level of abuse it deserves.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You’re telling me Patrick “Pig” Tomlinson is 1/1000 people on earth enlightened enough for The Craft?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Sarah Squirm (aka Sarah Sherman) is an SNL cast member. That's the only one I recognized.

Pat might actually be the second most famous person on that bill in 2024. It just isn't for doing comedy.