Why doesn't Pat do stand up comedy anymore?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Would 100% be worth the $5 ticket to heckle this fag. I remember hearing something about it paying his mortgage?

He couldn't be a fat lying fraud, could he?

 

[FamilyDollar]

Didn’t he do a set somewhat recently? He drunk drove home on his moped because Niki refused to attend.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t he do a set somewhat recently? He drunk drove home on his moped because Niki refused to attend.

It was at some sports bar which I’m sure was awkward - “hey guys, I know you’re watching the game but we’re gonna turn the music / sound off and have you look over to listen to some guys tell jokes”

 

[DominusOdium]

Because he stinks.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I remember when he used to wheel out "You don't wanna go toe-to-toe with a professional comic, little baby child sweetie. I get paid to tell jokes" when arguing with people on Twitter.

Wha happen, pig?

 

[guest]

I remember when he used to wheel out "You don't wanna go toe-to-toe with a professional comic, little baby child sweetie. I get paid to tell jokes" when arguing with people on Twitter.

Wha happen, pig?

He has never been paid to tell jokes, unless you counting the complementary small soda that open mic night has.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I'm still laughing at the fact that the Independent article from a few days ago said "Mr Tomlinson, who dabbles in stand-up comedy. . .". Obviously Pat told them to include that but by doing so, they outed themselves as having done no research. Pat has done like two open mics in the last 3+ years. They may as well have written, "Mr Tomlinson, who is a 6'7" adonis with a great hairline and a penis that is definitely not shaped like a faucet. . . "

 

[Turk February]

Have you seen his comedy? What club owner wants that?

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[guest]

Have you seen his comedy? What club owner wants that?

They could use his comedy as an enhanced interrogation technique

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here is pat pretending to be a seasoned comic that is always on the road working his craft when he actually took years off and just did an open mic for the payment of a burger and a potato.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd literally travel internationally to watch him do stand-up, I wouldn't heckle badly or try to disrupt the show... I can't help it if my claps & cheers are slightly 'off' all the right places

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I'd literally travel internationally to watch him do stand-up, I wouldn't heckle badly or try to disrupt the show... I can't help it if my claps & cheers are slightly 'off' all the right place

Here is pat pretending to be a seasoned comic that is always on the road working his craft when he actually took years off and just did an open mic for the payment of a burger and a potato.

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child do you know how much bars mark up food? and seeing Patrick ''comedy'' I Figure hes does open mic

 

[guest]

Here is pat pretending to be a seasoned comic that is always on the road working his craft when he actually took years off and just did an open mic for the payment of a burger and a potato.

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Short guest set = open mic night at a bar

You know you paid for that, you lying sack of shit.

 

[Udders]

Typically, being an unfunny faggot didn't lend itself to stand-up comedy. These days, even Pat may have a chance.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

He has less stand up expirience than Bobo

 

[wbgreen]

Short guest set = open mic night at a bar

You know you paid for that, you lying sack of shit.

He really is a liberal Joe. Kiddie burger and baked potatoes COMPED.

 

[SFWA liaison]

or marathon running, or 2-minute rants, or publish books

what happen

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t he even take photos of him at a stall for a potential album / comedy special poster? Stall Tactics I think? He didn’t make it past open mic / host or even have a good 5 minutes and already thought he would be headlining arenas. The ego on this pig is out of this world.