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My stupid wife just looked at her phone and said "Oh they're still in Iceland!". WHO? No, don't answer, I don't fucking care.
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why do women assume you know everything about the lives of their friends and family?
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Why do they assume I want to know
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I've about had it with my wife telling me work stories.
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The other side of this phenomenon is women derailing and unnecessarily stretching out what should be simple and pointless anecdotes (because it's about a woman) with who-gives-a-fuck details about someone you've never even met who is tangentially related to the story
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I cany stand their insistance to have to show off on social media. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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I went out with a girl recently thst i was meeting for the first time. She was going on about her friends by name and everything. "Oh and Stacey haaaaates when Jessica ..."
Who? What? Why do you think i would possibly give any kind of fuck.
I.blame the guys who just lick their assholes no matter what. I will, but i demand it be washed and cleaned.
Who? What? Why do you think i would possibly give any kind of fuck.
I.blame the guys who just lick their assholes no matter what. I will, but i demand it be washed and cleaned.
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I love my wife don't get me wrong. I got home last night and made myself some food and as I'm eating she took 15 mins to tell me why she had a meeting with someone now instead of at the beginning of the year. Turns out her subordinate was busy. My eyes glazed over and I nearly left the room.
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Because at one point in time you pretended to care and now she's holding you to it. You played yourself.
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I love my wife too but the next time she has a day off on the same day that I'm working from home, I am going to burn my own house down
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I don't even know what to say to her. Her stories started going like this recently and I'm not gonna pay a divorce lawyer bc I told her "your stories fucking suck, babe"
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I played hooky one day in January bc she was supposed to go to a different corporate build 3 hours away for the day, and I wanted some time to myself. I wake up when she's supposed to already be up and she's sleeping. I shake her and she said she decided to stay home too. We got into a fight lol
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You guys don't know how much they want you to tell them to shut up and get to the point. They're like children where they deliberately annoy you in the hopes you'll exercise some control. Even just telling them "I'm not going to retain this information at all" straightens them out a bit.
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this bitch has been "going to Whole Foods in 30 minutes" for the past two hours
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Oh god. The complete and utter disregard for time. Fuckin kills me.
When I stayed home last month I sat out in the living room watching Ken Burns baseball. She kept coming out of the office to talk to me and then woke me up during a nap to ask if I was hungry. I said "no I'm tired that's why I was sleeping" and degenerated from there. I got married relatively late in life and she cannot understand that I occasionally miss the ability to do whatever I want, and that includes doing nothing by myself.
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My wife is a stay at home mom and new to NYC, being able to speak just basic English. She calls me every 20 minutes because she's lonely and scared. I'm trying to do my best for her and my sons seeing as I've fucked up so badly. Be grateful for what you have man. I just did 2 years in the can and missed her more than anyone in the world. Promised myself I wouldn't cheat anymore
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I dated a girl like that for a short time, she would talk about her friends yet I had never met the people she was blabbing about but talked to me like I know them well. Like “Well John and Jenna they were at this bar and you know how Mike used to date Jenna so he comes and Stacy saw him and etc.” my god it was torture
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Everytime my mom calls she interrogates me for information I don't have about my friends.
"Hey I see Bob & Lisa took a vacation to Japan!"
"Yeah"
"What hotel did they stay at?"
"I dunno."
"How much did they pay for the hotel room?"
"I dunno."
"Did they order room service or eat at a restaurant?"
"I dunno."
"Did the hotel room have a nice bathroom?"
"I dunno."
"Did they pack toothpaste or did they buy toothpaste in Japan?"
"I dunno."
"Hey I see Bob & Lisa took a vacation to Japan!"
"Yeah"
"What hotel did they stay at?"
"I dunno."
"How much did they pay for the hotel room?"
"I dunno."
"Did they order room service or eat at a restaurant?"
"I dunno."
"Did the hotel room have a nice bathroom?"
"I dunno."
"Did they pack toothpaste or did they buy toothpaste in Japan?"
"I dunno."
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Captain Bringdown over here