why do women assume you know everything about the lives of their friends and family?

[johnnynoname]

Always the bridesmaid and never the bride, paisan

i do look like member of a romanian bridal party

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Tried to to cordially ask "how was your day"...the response:

"So Elisha is a a Virgo..."

And i just left the room

This guy knows what's up

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

i do look like member of a romanian bridal party

Johnny, you continuing to quote me is an act of sexual assault. Cease immediately

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- I have to call my mom now because i'm going to beat off to xhamster, and I don't want her to tell me how her day was while i'm beating my dick



it's a preventative measure

 

[johnnynoname]

i'm sorry, granpa