I did a lot of thinking in the can. You dunno how crazy things get....ITS THE JAAAACCKKKKEEETTTTT.
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why do women assume you know everything about the lives of their friends and family?
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Welcome back, Richie
I rage on my wife occasionally for “thinking out loud”. Do you not have an inner monologue? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
My mom can tell me what's going on in my cousin's life, a cousin who I haven't spoken to in 10 years, and it's because Facebook posts.
She doesn't know anything about her own son lol. She definitely has some disorder where she puts her immediate family secondary to others. It was an issue my whole life with her and her best friend. I remember crying about it as a youngster.
She doesn't know anything about her own son lol. She definitely has some disorder where she puts her immediate family secondary to others. It was an issue my whole life with her and her best friend. I remember crying about it as a youngster.
My wife tells work stories like Al Bundy, always complaining about fat women who came in.
We need a "stupid shit my wife/girlfriend brought up today" thread, but who the fuck's listening to what they say in the first place?
I don't care about the latte you ordered in the drive-thru, or how they had you pull in to a parking spot to wait for it because it wasn't ready yet. Why do you think this is a story worth telling?
I don't care about the latte you ordered in the drive-thru, or how they had you pull in to a parking spot to wait for it because it wasn't ready yet. Why do you think this is a story worth telling?
Washed and cleaned? You may as well lick their belly buttons. I want to come up looking like Augustus Gloop when I'm done down there.
Should've pinned her down, and skewered her asshole dry and make her bleed just on principle, Gaynutster.
That's a true and accurate Dan W Mullen opinionster.
You don't know the meaning of fun, Hideoutster. A little poo taste never hurt nobody.
Did
Did you at the least ravage her?
One time I slashed my wrist on a piece of steel at work and had to go to the hospital because it was literally spraying everywhere like a Monty Python sketch. When I got home my girlfriend, who counted pills in a pharmacy, launched into her daily complain-about-work rant. She eventually noticed I had blood all over my clothes and my wrist was wrapped up, was like "What happened to you?" I told her and she was like "Oh. Holy moly." and then just kept bitching about her coworkers/customers.
Jesus you really see the similar traits to Nana here
Is his wife cute as a button though?
Ya but I bet her coworkers were like really mean
They were a bunch of middle aged cunts doing a highschool kid's job and they were passive aggressive and shitty to the appropriately aged employees. She had a story almost every day about her or one of her coworkers crying on the job, which I dead-seriously think should be a fireable offense.
If I have to hold back from hitting women at work they should have to hold back from crying.
I don't think you should have to hold back.
When I worked with women (my job literally has 0 women I consistently work with) it only made it ok that it was at restaurants bc at least you could get drunk with them and maybe fuck them. Any of you guys who work in offices, good luck with all of that
You pick real winners, Abe.
Yeah I refuse to work with women on principle. I don't have the patience to not just walk away during their babbling.