Where all the magic (and pegging) happens

[RobertMewler]

No those legitimately look like miniature baseball bats...the way the top is shaped and the logo that you can barely make out makes me think they are from mini bat day at a Brewers game. Like every other 40 year old man would display proudly.

Oh, literal Ladynyahh!!! They're peggers! Do the bit!

 

[Raymond]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

If you zoom in, you can see Poot jumping out the back window after rogering Niki.

 

[Udders]

Looks like the upstairs to me.

 

[guest]

If you zoom in, you can see Poot jumping out the back window after rogering Niki.

That's where he caught the clap

 

[Jenna]

Is the black pillow super-wrinkly because Patrick drools on it every night, or because Niki humps it all the time while thinking about Jen? I've never seen a pillowcase that looks like the dirty t-shirt at the bottom of the laundry basket.

 

[guest]

Oh, literal Ladynyahh!!! They're peggers! Do the bit!

Honestly I bet they have to use them to prop the windows open in the summer because their cheap nigger house has shitty windows.

also nice painting over giant cracks in your wall instead of fixing them, stupid.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Honestly I bet they have to use them to prop the windows open in the summer because their cheap nigger house has shitty windows.

also nice paining over giant cracks in your wall instead of fixing them, stupid.

Those are Pat's "nigger beaters" as he calls them.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

For real what are those sticks if not some sexually deviant anal devices?

the only windows in the house angled like that can be seen from this drone picture, and it must be the rightmost because the other two would have windows behind where the bed is

Is that Tyrones hoopty parked next to the rustang?

 

[guest]

"poverty pillows"

Why does he post these embarrassing photos?

I can't think of one good reason to post a pic of my bed to the world?

Is he proud of himself for actually making it for once?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Genuinely surprised there isn't a star wars pillow or some shit

 

[ChildlessHambino]

I can take a caveman’s club up my keister, child.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Imagine spending $300k on a house with no lawn or garage that's adjacent to a methadone clinic and has a master bedroom that you can't even fit a bureau into. What a fucking idiot.

 

[NoBacon]

It doesn’t even have room for bed side tables, his master bedroom is a walk in closet.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

A handyman would dream to be in Pat's position. You could flip the house and get the fuck out so easily, why of all places live there?

 

[pattypatfatfat]

this is pats room (no girls allowed)
nikki doesnt sleep there stupid child.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Oh, literal Ladynyahh!!! They're peggers! Do the bit!

I'm sorry I did that. I'm embarrassed that I did that.

 

[based and white pilled]

I'm 22 and working at a gas station. My bedroom is nicer than that.

-Damian

 

[SFWA liaison]

if he doesn't have bedside tables where does he keep his books?

oh right, he hasn't read a book in a decade

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It looks like pat has flattened that pillow with his fat swollen head. It must weigh 50 pounds all by itself.

This is also definitive proof that Nikki is a lesbian. Every single heterosexual woman has a display of useless pillows and decorations all over their bed.