When I was 14 I sniffed my friend's sisters thong

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

this is what will get you completely clean-
1) 2 swipes with 2 clean baby wipes (swipe 1, baby wipe 1, swipe 2, baby wipe 2)
2) YES- those baby wipes do go into you bathroom garbage
3) turn on the shower, your ass should be in direct line with your shower head.
4) Gotse whatever little shit is left in your ass
5) have baby wipes near you and just wipe, jam your finer up your ass, whatever till you're TOTALLY white
6) and again, yes- those wipes end up in the garbage....

Nigga if you're touching your asshole more than 4 times after a shit, you're gay.

 

[guest]

Have fun when your main line backs up

What we had there was an apartment dweller. Imagine an older house with a clay pipe and roots? Like 3 baby wipes and the shit is coming up the floor drains in the basement.

 

[guest]

These niggers don't know Plumbing 101. You can flush ANYTHING down a toilet so long as it's done in stages. Flush-able wipes can be done about three at a time I'd say. They're so much nicer on the ol' sphincter too, regular TP is kinda barbaric even though I buy the nicest stuff.

 

[johnnynoname]

No offense, but call an actual plumber and ask him if you're safe to flush Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. I guarantee he will say they cause issues.

same with triple ply toliet paper btw

 

[johnnynoname]

just remember this

anytime you see a hot girl walking down the street, just know that she still has shit in her ass no matter how clean she thinks she is

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

just remember this

anytime you see a hot girl walking down the street, just know that she still has shit in her ass no matter how clean she thinks she is

Yeah but you, I, and everyone else here would gladly lick it clean

 

[johnnynoname]

in my 20's- sure
now (at 44)- nah

 

[guest]

Did you ever reconnect with her as an adult and tell her you CAME LIKE AN ANIMAL while drunk out of your mind?

 

[guest]

This is the first time I've told anyone, cus I sniffed my aunt's panties and bras. Didn't know this was so common.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Today I learned I'm a homosexual because I've never had the impulse to smell some whooer's soiled underwear and it sounds gross.

 

[guest]

I'm hope you know that your all rapist?

I'm not surprised...

 

[guest]

Today I learned I'm a homosexual because I've never had the impulse to smell some whooer's soiled underwear and it sounds gross.

It's because you don't have rape urges

That is good, Alot of rape where I came from, this is an American thing to I see...

 

[guest]

just remember this

anytime you see a hot girl walking down the street, just know that she still has shit in her ass no matter how clean she thinks she is

And I will lick it off her asshole. It makes my cock throb because it's disgusting and it makes me feel like a dirty boy.

What's your point???

 

[guest]

I'm hope you know that your all rapist?

I'm not surprised...

Fucking faggot gimmick account strikes again...

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

this is what will get you completely clean-
1) 2 swipes with 2 clean baby wipes (swipe 1, baby wipe 1, swipe 2, baby wipe 2)
2) YES- those baby wipes do go into you bathroom garbage
3) turn on the shower, your ass should be in direct line with your shower head.
4) Gotse whatever little shit is left in your ass
5) have baby wipes near you and just wipe, jam your finer up your ass, whatever till you're TOTALLY white
6) and again, yes- those wipes end up in the garbage....

Get one of these and spray your poopy butt hole first, you only need to wipe once or twice. You are making a whole production just to wipe your butt lol

 

[Not bad]

We all tried weird stuff as kids. Some never quit.

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

Get one of these and spray your poopy butt hole first, you only need to wipe once or twice. You are making a whole production just to wipe your butt lol

Just use toilet paper like a normal person.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

When i was like 13-14 my friend had a party at his house and loads of people were there drinking. I went for a shit in the upstairs bathroom and noticed one of his moms white thongs sitting on top of the clothes basket next to the toilet. I picked them up to have a look and got a whiff of shit, which i thought might have been mine to start with.. then i noticed that the entire string bit of her thong was caked in shit.

The Husband had been wearing them