When I was 14 I sniffed my friend's sisters thong

[johnnynoname]

So you have shitty baby wipes in your bathroom garbage?

absolutely...
Btw- baby wipes are still on supermarket shelves which means that people are still buying them
Any house with baby wipes has shitty baby wipes in there Bathroom garbage

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

absolutely...
Btw- baby wipes are still on supermarket shelves which means that people are still buying them
Any house with baby wipes has shitty baby wipes in there Bathroom garbage

Yeah people with babies buy them.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

btw- has anyone had like a marathon wiping session where you think you're clean but are still not

Doesn't that make you think of all the people out there who still have shit in their ass because they think they're done?

I have a 10 wipe limit. After that I just accept that whatever poop is left will be on my asshole for the rest of the day. I have things to do

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

absolutely...
Btw- baby wipes are still on supermarket shelves which means that people are still buying them
Any house with baby wipes has shitty baby wipes in there Bathroom garbage

Why would you not flush it

 

[Harry Powell]

Why would you not flush it

Have fun when your main line backs up

 

[aRTie02150]

Why would you not flush it

You're not supposed to. They say flushable on the package, but that doesn't mean you should do it. They causes clogs

 

[guest]

Toilet papers hurts mother theres no need for it

Just keep a bucket of water near your poo box and wipe your ass with a wet hand. Than wash your hands .

Easy and good for mother earth

 

[guest]

I've never sniffed panties but I remember always running to underwear section of stores to look at the headless mannequins wearing bras and panties when I was a little boy.

I remember some woman probably in her 40s looking at me and smirking while whispering to the person she was with as wandered around checking out the goods. She knew what was up

As a kid (like 9 or 10), I used to fantasize that I had a tv remote control that could pause the whole world (this was way before that Adam Sandler movie.) In the fantasy, I would press pause while in the mall and undress women and suck their tits and stick my face in their bushes. Then I'd raid the cash registers of every shop. Anti-social little prick, lol

 

[aRTie02150]

Toilet papers hurts mother theres no need for it

Just keep a bucket of water near your poo box and wipe your ass with a wet hand. Than wash your hands .

Easy and good for mother earth

Cholera

 

[guest]

Cholera

Makes you system stronger and kills weak people

It's a good thing

 

[aRTie02150]

As a kid (like 9 or 10), I used to fantasize that I had a tv remote control that could pause the whole world (this was way before that Adam Sandler movie.) In the fantasy, I would press pause while in the mall and undress women and suck their tits and stick my face in their bushes. Then I'd raid the cash registers of every shop. Anti-social little prick, lol

I also had similar fantasies. Mine was simply to become invisible and go into dressing rooms and lurk in stores after they lock up and steal stuff. I remember thinking of shit like that in 1st grade, which can't be good.

 

[Imager]

Just get a bidet seat. Costco sells them on sale a few times a year, decent ones, for $200-$250.

I have one at home and it's the only place I take a dump. I'm squeaky clean all the time and the seat is heated (and it heats the water too).

No need to overcomplicate things with a shower, especially on days where you have the shits.

 

[TheNanaDook]

This chick at work takes her shoes off and talks to me with one foot up on her chair. Makes me wish I was a footfag for a bit so I could enjoy it.

Yeah. I wish i had a “thing” like feet. People who have it really seem to enjoy it.

 

[Jenna]

I never had any friends with hot older sisters, and maybe one friend had a cute younger sister but was too young to go after. Honestly I can't remember a single guy in my grade having a hot older sister because everyone else would have teased him relentlessly about it. The older sisters I can remember were average at best.

 

[aRTie02150]

I never had any friends with hot older sisters, and maybe one friend had a cute younger sister but was too young to go after. Honestly I can't remember a single guy in my grade having a hot older sister because everyone else would have teased him relentlessly about it. The older sisters I can remember were average at best.

Same here. I was surrounded by other spics and their older sisters were already pregnant by 15 so it was pointless going for them.

 

[1073waaf]

i think that's a "mom thing" or, some people who had trouble learning to walk have this deal


I'll admit- I'm a man and much like most men I have a particularly weird fetish:
- I want a woman to actually take the time to hug me, tell me she likes me for who I am and actually have feelings for me

you know- that shit from the movies

Haha this guys gay

 

[guest]

this is what will get you completely clean-
1) 2 swipes with 2 clean baby wipes (swipe 1, baby wipe 1, swipe 2, baby wipe 2)
2) YES- those baby wipes do go into you bathroom garbage
3) turn on the shower, your ass should be in direct line with your shower head.
4) Gotse whatever little shit is left in your ass
5) have baby wipes near you and just wipe, jam your finer up your ass, whatever till you're TOTALLY white
6) and again, yes- those wipes end up in the garbage....

Cottonelle flushable wipes, you fucking weirdo.

 

[aRTie02150]

Cottonelle flushable wipes, you fucking weirdo.

No offense, but call an actual plumber and ask him if you're safe to flush Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. I guarantee he will say they cause issues.

 

[guest]

No offense, but call an actual plumber and ask him if you're safe to flush Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. I guarantee he will say they cause issues.

Why would the baby wipes package lie? My nigger you've become paranoid.

I have been flushing baby wipes down the same toilet for years and I don't have any issues.

 

[Turk February]

this is what will get you completely clean-
1) 2 swipes with 2 clean baby wipes (swipe 1, baby wipe 1, swipe 2, baby wipe 2)
2) YES- those baby wipes do go into you bathroom garbage
3) turn on the shower, your ass should be in direct line with your shower head.
4) Gotse whatever little shit is left in your ass
5) have baby wipes near you and just wipe, jam your finer up your ass, whatever till you're TOTALLY white
6) and again, yes- those wipes end up in the garbage....

If this was required I would just quit shitting