When I was 14 I sniffed my friend's sisters thong

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

When i was like 13-14 my friend had a party at his house and loads of people were there drinking. I went for a shit in the upstairs bathroom and noticed one of his moms white thongs sitting on top of the clothes basket next to the toilet. I picked them up to have a look and got a whiff of shit, which i thought might have been mine to start with.. then i noticed that the entire string bit of her thong was caked in shit.

 

[guest]

Fawk! Sometimes you gotta massage the conversation and see where it goes.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

When i was like 13-14 my friend had a party at his house and loads of people were there drinking. I went for a shit in the upstairs bathroom and noticed one of his moms white thongs sitting on top of the clothes basket next to the toilet. I picked them up to have a look and got a whiff of shit, which i thought might have been mine to start with.. then i noticed that the entire string bit of her thong was caked in shit.

Wouldn't you just throw them in the garbage at that point? I wouldn't want shit covered undies just lying around.

 

[Imager]

Cottonelle flushable wipes, you fucking weirdo.

I got a clogged toilet with these. Like someone else said, they say flushable but plumbers will tell you that you should never flush them.

It’s bullshit and the company who makes it should be served in a class action suit.

 

[guest]

I got a clogged toilet with these. Like someone else said, they say flushable but plumbers will tell you that you should never flush them.

It’s bullshit and the company who makes it should be served in a class action suit.

Are you flushing more than one at a time?

You're only supposed to flush one.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

As a kid (like 9 or 10), I used to fantasize that I had a tv remote control that could pause the whole world (this was way before that Adam Sandler movie.) In the fantasy, I would press pause while in the mall and undress women and suck their tits and stick my face in their bushes. Then I'd raid the cash registers of every shop. Anti-social little prick, lol

You weren't poor growing up, and yet you fantasized about emptying registers? Jesus, what a McGowan thing to do.

 

[guest]

You weren't poor growing up, and yet you fantasized about emptying registers? Jesus, what a McGowan thing to do.

I was always a money hungry little shit

 

[guest]

I was always a money hungry little shit

I can definitely relate to wanting to pause the world and sniffing the bushes. I had that exact same fantasy when I was a kid.

 

[guest]

I can definitely relate to wanting to pause the world and sniffing the bushes. I had that exact same fantasy when I was a kid.

Welcome to Club Scumbag

 

[guest]

Welcome to Club Scumbag

Happy to be here, brotherman.

 

[The Arm]

Smelling them isn't enough.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

When i was like 13-14 my friend had a party at his house and loads of people were there drinking. I went for a shit in the upstairs bathroom and noticed one of his moms white thongs sitting on top of the clothes basket next to the toilet. I picked them up to have a look and got a whiff of shit, which i thought might have been mine to start with.. then i noticed that the entire string bit of her thong was caked in shit.

Someone else at the party rubbed them up his ass. You thought you were sniffing Grade A milf ass, but got ten-minute old preteen dude ass funk.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

this is what will get you completely clean-
1) 2 swipes with 2 clean baby wipes (swipe 1, baby wipe 1, swipe 2, baby wipe 2)
2) YES- those baby wipes do go into you bathroom garbage
3) turn on the shower, your ass should be in direct line with your shower head.
4) Gotse whatever little shit is left in your ass
5) have baby wipes near you and just wipe, jam your finer up your ass, whatever till you're TOTALLY white
6) and again, yes- those wipes end up in the garbage....

Reminds me of a few times I had just started dating someone and had to take a massive dump before a date but was already dressed to leave. I knew I was getting some booty later so the clean up was thorough and time intensive.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

When i was like 13-14 my friend had a party at his house and loads of people were there drinking. I went for a shit in the upstairs bathroom and noticed one of his moms white thongs sitting on top of the clothes basket next to the toilet. I picked them up to have a look and got a whiff of shit, which i thought might have been mine to start with.. then i noticed that the entire string bit of her thong was caked in shit.

I always pictured shit going in a bunch of different directions like playdoh if a girl shit herself wearing a thong.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I'll admit- I'm a man and much like most men I have a particularly weird fetish:
- I want a woman to actually take the time to hug me, tell me she likes me for who I am and actually have feelings for me

Assuming a Werthers Original won't kill your boner, that sounds like a granny fetish.

 

[aRTie02150]

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Why would the baby wipes package lie? My nigger you've become paranoid.

I have been flushing baby wipes down the same toilet for years and I don't have any issues.

That's Big Plumbing you fool. They WANT you to fuck up your lines.

 

[guest]

That's Big Plumbing you fool. They WANT you to fuck up your lines.

I think the problem is that you guys are flushing like seven of them down the toilet at one time. You're supposed to flush ONE, it says it right on the box.

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

A few months after this I got my first girlfriend. My mom would pick me up from her house and I'd be smelling my finger the whole way home.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

you panty sniffers just as weird as Feet people

Ironically- I'm okay with panties being bunched up a woman's ass but why you want to smell there shit and cunt juice........legit yucky poo poo

Yeah hot women's yummy pussy juices, who would want to smell that.

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When I was 12 an older friend (probably 15) whipped out his massove stolen panty collection. Easily 30+. I never thought to steal them but the second I saw his collection I knew what my new hobby was going to be.

Another friend at a sleep over at 12 showed me his sister's panty collection and we'd take turns sniffing each one.

I stole panties from my like 4 of my friend's sisters lol. Had about 10 at one time. All of them smelled like heaven.

I also steal a dirty pair from everyone I date. My older friend I mentioned hangs a pair of his current gf's panties on his rear view mirror to show he's taken, lol.

Say panty again stupid.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I think the problem is that you guys are flushing like seven of them down the toilet at one time. You're supposed to flush ONE, it says it right on the box.

These niggers don't know Plumbing 101. You can flush ANYTHING down a toilet so long as it's done in stages. Flush-able wipes can be done about three at a time I'd say. They're so much nicer on the ol' sphincter too, regular TP is kinda barbaric even though I buy the nicest stuff.