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When did you start jacking off?

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Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
 

Opie's Bandaged Toe

Riccardo Bosi has equally nice toes
Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
Okay but the question was when you started
 

TheNanaDook

Doubt it counts but i somehow discovered at 6 years old that if i was in my underwear and laid on my stomach and just moved back and forth, it made my dick feel good.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
How’d they know they were your Kleenexes?
 
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