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When did you start jacking off?

Milk74

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About 11-12. Decided to start yanking my puddster in bed and went into orbit when I came all over myself and didn't know what it was. And then went 4-7 times a night for at least the next decade, funster. It would get to the point it was just a couple drips and my dick looked like Rocky's eye.
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Wow, HH is a fawking degenerate!
 
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I was always a little pervert. I'd grab tits or stick my hand down cleavage any chance I could get and I used to always get pretty girls to hug me. I'd bone up all the time and I didn't know what sex was but I knew you did it with your pecker. I probably thought it was humping boobs or something.
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Same here. I used to hump the bannister on the stairs at home while my parents were downstairs watching TV. There were also two girls at school, Hannah and Thea, I still remember their names, who I'd get naked with and roll around with in their bedrooms when I'd go over to play. We were 6 or 7. There was no sticking anything anywhere, just horny little monkeys practicing for later in life without knowing why or what. I didn't blow a batch until I was about 11 or 12. It was in the bath and, like you, it kind of freaked me out and repulsed me. This didn't last long. A few months later I was having fun seeing how far I could shoot them. Those days are gone.
 
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Guess I was 12:

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My dad got this with his SI subscription and I would look at it when everyone was gone. Eventually I started rubbing my dick on one of the pages. After a few times doing this, one time I jizzed and was freaked the fuck out. Thought I was gonna die or some crazy shit. It would be a few months before I just actually jacked off for real in bed. I would pinch it off so the jizz wouldn't come out several times, don't know how that would have made it less evil, but there wasn't cum all over my pajamas. Eventually I heard a Loveline caller ask about that very thing and Drew was like "yeah that's a really bad idea, don't do that shit" and I started jerking off in a pair of boxers. Eventually my mom noticed these totally crusty boxers in my laundry and started asking me what the fuck, telling me that ain't cool and shit. Asked me who I thought about when I was doing it lol. Told me dad to talk to me about it since he was there. He was like "ehhh...you know, that's all foreign to me." Good times.

That first time though, was quite surprising and amazing. I remember running to the bathroom and such, but now that I'm thinking about it, seeing as how I didn't even know it was coming, what happened to the load?

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RIP-Allen-Lanier said:
Guess I was 12:

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My dad got this with his SI subscription and I would look at it when everyone was gone. Eventually I started rubbing my dick on one of the pages. After a few times doing this, one time I jizzed and was freaked the fuck out. Thought I was gonna die or some crazy shit. It would be a few months before I just actually jacked off for real in bed. I would pinch it off so the jizz wouldn't come out several times, don't know how that would have made it less evil, but there wasn't cum all over my pajamas. Eventually I heard a Loveline caller ask about that very thing and Drew was like "yeah that's a really bad idea, don't do that shit" and I started jerking off in a pair of boxers. Eventually my mom noticed these totally crusty boxers in my laundry and started asking me what the fuck, telling me that ain't cool and shit. Asked me who I thought about when I was doing it lol. Told me dad to talk to me about it since he was there. He was like "ehhh...you know, that's all foreign to me." Good times.

That first time though, was quite surprising and amazing. I remember running to the bathroom and such, but now that I'm thinking about it, seeing as how I didn't even know it was coming, what happened to the load?

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I remember being 4 and seeing another kid on the playground pinch his piece and laughing at him, but the only way I could have known you're not supposed to do that is if I already had the "not in front of the TV, hon" conversation with my mom.
 
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Twelve for me also. First couple times was in the shower so I'm not sure anything even came out. I remember how good the motion felt and it just got better and better until well, you know.
I really didnt like the sensitivity or "pain" afterwards, although that was quickly adjusted to.

These are the kinda threads I wanna hear read out loud at Pats court case.
 
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