• Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com

  • Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, or have other on-site inquiries, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter or @BlackQueerLivesMatter.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    For DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

When did you start jacking off?

G

Guest

Guest
Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
 
Forum Clout
127,656
Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
Okay but the question was when you started
 

TheNanaDook

Forum Clout
5,685
Doubt it counts but i somehow discovered at 6 years old that if i was in my underwear and laid on my stomach and just moved back and forth, it made my dick feel good.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
Forum Clout
66,338
Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
How’d they know they were your Kleenexes?
 
Top