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Same here, I was a late bloomer tooI was really late to the game. Like 7th grade
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Same here, I was a late bloomer tooI was really late to the game. Like 7th grade
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that. I'd never really thought about it until this thread popped up.Nigga this might be the weirdest story I ever heard
Okay but the question was when you startedOnce I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
I already answered that, and I felt like reminiscing, FUCKFACEOkay but the question was when you started
about 7amWhen did you start jacking off?
Jesus fine I went back and ribbed itI already answered that, and I felt like reminiscing, FUCKFACE
So say we allI was in 7th grade and found my dad's copy of high society. I don't remember how I knew the jerk motion but i decided to pull on my dick. That first cum made me so lightheaded I thought I was going to faint. I've been chasing that dragon since.
@Lucyfer has yet to talk of Dan Mullen/Wyyz raping him at the age of 10OP, which boyish masturbation story gratified you most so far?
Oh suuuuuuuurester.When I realized my Scout leader wasn't kidding around.
"but I somehow discovered at 6 years old" you were raped by a family member.Doubt it counts but i somehow discovered at 6 years old that if i was in my underwear and laid on my stomach and just moved back and forth, it made my dick feel good.
How’d they know they were your Kleenexes?Once I started beating off i was a fiend. The ceiling in my bedroom wasn’t finished, it was in a basement. So I would steal my mom’s frederick’s of Hollywood catalogs, go to town, come in a 100 tissues, and then toss them up through the ceiling into the inside of my bedroom wall. Then 3 years later it got torn down in a rehab and I was humiliated. Thousands of kleenexs
There were hundreds of Victoria secrets and other catalogs and I was a pubescent male whose bedroom the wall had been part of. It was my aunt and uncle rehabbing the place.How’d they know they were your Kleenexes?
Maybe, but if it happened, thankfully I've repressed it and instead grew up a degenerate alcoholic, defying all odds."but I somehow discovered at 6 years old" you were raped by a family member.
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