What’s the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?

[Cartoon Redux]

My sister was a welfare parasite who banged out a trio of love babies with her cumstain of a deadbeat boyfriend, and lived the bulk of her adult life on the dole. One day she stopped by for something, saw my paycheck stub, and flipped out over how it was "unfair" that "they" were "giving me" more than she "got", because she had three kids and I had none. We had the same parents, and went to the same schools, yet well into her 30s she believed that everyone got checks from the same government agency. It was staggering, embarrassing stupidity on a grand, grand scale. I had to explain to her how employment, wages, and taxes worked, as she just had no idea, not even on an elementary level.

Your sister WAS a parasite? Did she turn her life around?

 

[Build Black Better]

What's the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?

"Nice ______ , stupid."

 

[starshipretard69]

I'm deleting this post because I fucked up the story somehow. I think I'm conflating two different nights and this was either a particularly hot night and she was blasting the AC for an hour, or I was telling her to turn the car off entirely. It was 15 years ago, I just remember us getting into the argument and googling it and I was correct. But you can see my original post quoted below where I sound like the retard, so technically the story still works for this thread.

Unrelated side note, the other even fatter heroin addict who worked there was named (Redacted first name) O'Dee. Her last name was literally "OD."

 

[Harry Powell]

I worked at an ice cream shop with this fat drug addict whore in high school. We used to smoke weed out back, but one night it was really cold, so we closed early and smoked in her car. We were in there for an hour with her car and heat turned on. At one point I said "I'm pretty warm now, you can turn off the heat if you want, save some gas." This retard, I believe 24 years old at the time, said, "what do you mean, save gas?" I then proceeded to explain that turning on the heat in your car uses gas. She adamantly denied it, saying that "the heat is already being pumped out by the engine" and it has no effect on your gas.

Did you mean to tell her she can shut off the car to save gas? Or just turn off the heat to save gas?

Because if it was the latter, she was pretty much correct. The effect of running the heater is pretty much negligible, it is using the coolant from the engine block for the heat source.

 

[More Worser]

I worked at an ice cream shop with this fat drug addict whore in high school. We used to smoke weed out back, but one night it was really cold, so we closed early and smoked in her car. We were in there for an hour with her car and heat turned on. At one point I said "I'm pretty warm now, you can turn off the heat if you want, save some gas." This retard, I believe 24 years old at the time, said, "what do you mean, save gas?" I then proceeded to explain that turning on the heat in your car uses gas. She adamantly denied it, saying that "the heat is already being pumped out by the engine" and it has no effect on your gas.

Liquid-to-air cooling system engineer here. How exactly does turning on the heater use more fuel?

 

[More Worser]

(That was my nice way of saying "THAT is the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to me. Nice irony calling *her* the retarded one, stupid.")

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Your sister WAS a parasite? Did she turn her life around?

No, died young, heart attack.