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"cum in me I'm on the pill"
Yeah? Was ya?
Stupid slut.
Yeah? Was ya?
Stupid slut.
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What’s the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?
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"I do"
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Your avatar and custom title combination lol
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- (watching Seinfeld for the first time) "Is Elaine supposed to be scary? I had a nightmare about her last night."
- That heaven is race-segregated (one heaven per race), and that mixed race people get sent to hell because god gets confused and doesn't know which heaven to put them in.
- "But that's murder!" "What about if there are severe birth defects?" "That's different" -In response to me asking if abortion is an option if the "hope and pray" option didn't work since she didn't want to take the morning after pill
- (Chinese person saying this to me, a white man) "The Cantonese eat dogs and rats and cats and snakes" " *laughing* you're aware that's a racist stereotype about Chinese people, right?" "Yes, but it's only true about the Cantonese"
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- Indian tech support asking me to send them a screenshot of emails that I’ve already explained at length I’m not receiving.
- Indians telling me India is a beautiful country/better than the country they’re in right now (IS IT? THEN FUCK OFF BACK HOME)
- A teacher in high school told us spiders live in space.
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I don't get this, was she pro or anti lorazepam?
I know broads who have a six-pack for breakfast... Lorazepam obviously, they're not fatties.
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My dad bought an old building and we renovated the fuck out of it back in the day. The guy he bought it off of was a weiner and he desperately wanted to be friends with my dad, who was annoyed by him. Every time we'd be working in the storefront part, the guy would just wander in and stand behind my dad yapping about whatever and being ignored, but when we were near finished the storefront, the guy said "Oh boy, what I could do with a shop like this." My dad actually stopped what he was doing and just stared at the guy for like five seconds and was like "You did have a shop like this. You had this shop."
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C'mon man. It ain't heaven if your next door neighbor is a spook.
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Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
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Everyone knows darkies go to hell. That’s why it was a dumb thing to say.
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Hell is the Africa of the afterlife.
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It'll never not be funny to me how the left completely abandoned their fake morals to say super mean shit about this kid like basically that he's a lanky autistic retard, just because of who his father is.
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Of course. The funny part is that an omniscient god didn't foresee race mixing, and just goes "wtf where am I supposed to put you? Hell, I guess?"
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Stop being introspective guy. You are a cynical based smarty pants and everyone else is gay.
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