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My old boss told me that Kid Rock was the most talented musician of all time because he could do rock and rap. Needless to say this was a low skilled position for very little money. Spent most of my time there high as a kite.
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What’s the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?
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Working retail in my younger days, the dumbest thing I’d hear was “Oh, I guess it’s free then!” whenever something wouldn’t ring up.
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Israel is our greatest ally
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Africa will be a superpower by 2025
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India by 2020.
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The Jews don’t control Hollywood.
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They landed on the moon with a cargo load of street shit this year. Has Somalia or any of your other prepubescent wife lusting civilizations ever done that, @Wisconsin.gov?
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Greeks are superstitious as fuck, so excluding all the strange shit to avoid bad juju. I'd say every time someone learns I'm Greek, they give me the ole but it's Greek to me line as if I've never heard this before
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"Can I take a picture of you and send it to my wife"
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The Somalian space program was first to successfully land on the sun.
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Huh?
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Did someone say 12 year old slave???
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Thats the stupidest thing ever said to me. A coworker wanted to take a picture of me and send it to his wife. Cuck style.
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I was once talking to a relative about weird beliefs I had absolutely no proof for. I mentioned that, with no proof whatsoever, I believed that Ellen DeGeneres was a CIA agent. I briefly mention project mockingbird and about how Ellen was a standup comic for like 20 years and she wasn't that funny, even for a woman, but then she gets a TV sitcom, comes out as gay, gets a TV talk show.
She made this Twitter viral video like in 2017 where she's at a baseball game and she's in selfie mode and she says "hey I want you to see my friend I'm with" and it's former president George W Bush. She then goes on her show to talk about how we all need to get along better and there's nothing wrong with having a conservative friend (all while never inviting Trump onto her show).
This begged the question: What does a lesbian standup comic turned talk show host have in common with a former president whose dad was the head of the CIA? Do they talk on the phone for hours?
Then the Las Vegas shooting happened and the security guard who was on the floor when it happened gave one interview....to Ellen.
"You are a security guard at a casino/hotel and basically survived a shootout with a mass murderer and you give only one interview. Why would you pick Ellen?"
So I explain all of that and this idiot, who is currently getting her master's degree, said to me, and I quote, "Maybe he was just a huge fan of Ellen and saw it as an opportunity to get onto her show and meet her."
Yes, because male security guards working Vegas casinos are Ellen's target demographic.
And the next year I went to the Mandalay Bay casino and saw an Ellen-themed slot machine (I didn't see it last time I went over the summer).
I've really lost my patience for stupid people.
She made this Twitter viral video like in 2017 where she's at a baseball game and she's in selfie mode and she says "hey I want you to see my friend I'm with" and it's former president George W Bush. She then goes on her show to talk about how we all need to get along better and there's nothing wrong with having a conservative friend (all while never inviting Trump onto her show).
This begged the question: What does a lesbian standup comic turned talk show host have in common with a former president whose dad was the head of the CIA? Do they talk on the phone for hours?
Then the Las Vegas shooting happened and the security guard who was on the floor when it happened gave one interview....to Ellen.
"You are a security guard at a casino/hotel and basically survived a shootout with a mass murderer and you give only one interview. Why would you pick Ellen?"
So I explain all of that and this idiot, who is currently getting her master's degree, said to me, and I quote, "Maybe he was just a huge fan of Ellen and saw it as an opportunity to get onto her show and meet her."
Yes, because male security guards working Vegas casinos are Ellen's target demographic.
And the next year I went to the Mandalay Bay casino and saw an Ellen-themed slot machine (I didn't see it last time I went over the summer).
I've really lost my patience for stupid people.
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I like this topic so I'm going to keep going.
I was at work once in California. The news was talking about how they were going to build a highway and put a toll on it and then take the toll away once they raise enough to pay for the highway.
So I said, "This is what they always say. And what happens is that the toll will be there permanently. They lie to get you to go along with the toll and they know they're lying. Don't go for it. California has like no toll roads, and this will get that trend started."
A guy responded, "Actually, this one time they did remove the toll once they put the road up. It was <blah blah blah>."
Hey idiot, if you can name the ONE TIME that they actually removed a toll once the road was paid for, it means I was right you fucking retard!
Also, today, 20 years or so later, lots more tolls in Cali.
I was at work once in California. The news was talking about how they were going to build a highway and put a toll on it and then take the toll away once they raise enough to pay for the highway.
So I said, "This is what they always say. And what happens is that the toll will be there permanently. They lie to get you to go along with the toll and they know they're lying. Don't go for it. California has like no toll roads, and this will get that trend started."
A guy responded, "Actually, this one time they did remove the toll once they put the road up. It was <blah blah blah>."
Hey idiot, if you can name the ONE TIME that they actually removed a toll once the road was paid for, it means I was right you fucking retard!
Also, today, 20 years or so later, lots more tolls in Cali.
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Final one for now. And I may have told this one here before.
Was talking to a relative and was talking about how you never hear about Hitler's economic brilliance. For every kid you had, the government would take 25% off your mortgage. Have 4 kids, then you have no mortgage! Today, in the US, if you want a home, you're basically in debt for 30 years. Imagine if we had a government policy like that, that actually encouraged family development.
The response, "Yeah, well, someone has to pay that money back."
I responded loudly, "WHOSE PAYING FOR THE WAR IN UKRAINE? At least with Hitler's system your taxes directly benefit you and not some random country you can't even find on a map!"
And she said, "Still, someone has to pay it all back."
One of the events that ramped up the US Revolutionary War was The Boston Tea party. The king had raised taxes on tea. The colonists were so upset that they dumped the tea into the harbor up in Boston.
What they don't tell you is how much the tax was raised. It was 2%.
We went to war and overthrew our government for a 2% tax raise (among other issues). Today we accept nearly 40% total tax rate (Washington DC) and 30% credit card debt.
The average person has no idea how much they're being fucked daily.
Was talking to a relative and was talking about how you never hear about Hitler's economic brilliance. For every kid you had, the government would take 25% off your mortgage. Have 4 kids, then you have no mortgage! Today, in the US, if you want a home, you're basically in debt for 30 years. Imagine if we had a government policy like that, that actually encouraged family development.
The response, "Yeah, well, someone has to pay that money back."
I responded loudly, "WHOSE PAYING FOR THE WAR IN UKRAINE? At least with Hitler's system your taxes directly benefit you and not some random country you can't even find on a map!"
And she said, "Still, someone has to pay it all back."
One of the events that ramped up the US Revolutionary War was The Boston Tea party. The king had raised taxes on tea. The colonists were so upset that they dumped the tea into the harbor up in Boston.
What they don't tell you is how much the tax was raised. It was 2%.
We went to war and overthrew our government for a 2% tax raise (among other issues). Today we accept nearly 40% total tax rate (Washington DC) and 30% credit card debt.
The average person has no idea how much they're being fucked daily.
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I dunno, I'm retarded. Maybe stupid stuff people have said to me was actually me being too stupid to understand it properly.