What's the most embarrassing thing about you?

[1073waaf]

I have everything but the mail order bride.

 

[guest]

I have everything but the mail order bride.

Thanks to the war in Ukraine they're cheaper. TREAT YOURSELF!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My son Vance is also a constant source of embarrassment. He traded my Good Burger uniform for seven joints of marijuana. And he says I embarrass him. I love him with all my heart, but God dammit.

 

[CutesyMissy]

I'm 5' 8".

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Too bad Wormkiller isn’t around anymore to post in this thread. Miss that fella.

wha happind? he back in jail again?

 

[guest]

wha happind? he back in jail again?

Het got shit-faced and phoned his parole officer threatening to kicks his ass. He got a choice, back to jail or go into rehab, he chose the latter. What a guy

 

[RaggotFetard]

My balls are 2 very different sizes. I can always tell the exact moment a girl realizes it while fondling my junk cus she’ll pause for a split second, then go back and forth between them. I’m not actually embarrassed by it tho, the equipment is still a good size and fully functional.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I've grown to hate a very famous comedians/podcasters comic wife so much that I've struck up a daily correspondence with her via email. I have convinced her that her husband is having affairs and cheating nonstop when performing on the road.

To be fair, Tom Segura probably is cheating on her.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I've grown to hate a very famous comedians/podcasters comic wife so much that I've struck up a daily correspondence with her via email. I have convinced her that her husband is having affairs and cheating nonstop when performing on the road.

Be sure to catch Rich Vos at Skidmarks in Buffalo this Thursday thru Sunday.

 

[Opie Army]

let a tranny blow me. never again. yeah, it was good but not worth the "OH FUCK AM I GAY NOW?"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Be sure to catch Rich Vos at Skidmarks in Buffalo this Thursday thru Sunday.

It's not Vos - he said it was a "very famous" comedian/podcaster

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm 5' 8".

have you ever did a Dragon Uppercut to a guy's balls during a fight?

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Can we talk more about that guy who fucked a ceribal palsy chick? I'm not one for knowing whats interesting but that sounds like a lemon that needs more squeezing. Do they talk like retards? Did you take her out in public? Do you stay in touch? Was she into.....things?

 

[CutesyMissy]

have you ever did a Dragon Uppercut to a guy's balls during a fight?

Nop. Just liver blows. Although with my height they look like regular hooks.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Can we talk more about that guy who fucked a ceribal palsy chick? I'm not one for knowing whats interesting but that sounds like a lemon that needs more squeezing. Do they talk like retards? Did you take her out in public? Do you stay in touch? Was she into.....things?

Also want to know if she looked like Jim Ross.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Also want to know if she looked like Jim Ross.

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MAH GOD KING, HE FUCKED MY DRY PUSSY SO HARD MY KNEES BUCKLED!

 

[guest]

I'm 5' 8".

Dark

 

[guest]

Het got shit-faced and phoned his parole officer threatening to kicks his ass. He got a choice, back to jail or go into rehab, he chose the latter. What a guy

Haha I totally forgot about that. He said it was recorded too. He would have been a good guest to have on Nice Podcast, Stupid. I'd buy some plastic poop for sure.

 

[guest]

I've grown to hate a very famous comedians/podcasters comic wife so much that I've struck up a daily correspondence with her via email. I have convinced her that her husband is having affairs and cheating nonstop when performing on the road.

I sincerely hope it's Kreischer or Segura.

As for me...I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

[EraGodless]

To be fair, Tom Segura probably is cheating on her.

He has lost a lot of weight.