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Those are rookie numbers son, during my peak i reached double digit numbers while watching Xena: Warrior Princess all day.
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I've never really counted but it'd definitely be over 6.
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that's awesome. Whom?
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I can't watch Xena, actually, because for the duration of an episode I'm just slowly cumming the whole time and it shrinks my balls. Because I'm not gay and I love Lucy, you see.
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In my prime i could handle watching Xena all day, these days i just take a lil taste from time to time, otherwise my body would't survive it.
I just want Lucy to take me from behind with a strap-on, nothing gay about that, right?!
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I used to have a piss balloon dick like Sam Roberts, the shameful part having something in common with Sam.
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I cried at my doctor's office once.
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Posting on this forum, kind of poor, porn history, criminal record, bad GPA, no HS clubs.....
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What I'm about to say would normally qualify but I'm actually NOT embarrassed to say that I havent had sex since august 2010
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btw- it's not even "incel DUH I CAN'T GET A WHITE WUHMAN TO LIKE ME" shit either....it's more like "meh- I just want to be left alone, and not bothered"
however, with all that prefaced I won't lie and say that I don't want to stick my face in a woman's ass everytime I see a woman in fitting into her yoga pants so perfectly.....but then, i Think, why bother....I like not being annoyed with other people's shit and I can just wank to my spank bank in the shower if it gets too bad
however, with all that prefaced I won't lie and say that I don't want to stick my face in a woman's ass everytime I see a woman in fitting into her yoga pants so perfectly.....but then, i Think, why bother....I like not being annoyed with other people's shit and I can just wank to my spank bank in the shower if it gets too bad
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I used to have a serious problem with fucking other people’s wives and girlfriends. Not like a bull/cuck thing but just pursuing women who were with in relationships until I got them and then inevitably got bored and dumped them. Lost a few friends over it in high school and college and still kept regularly doing it into my early 30’s. I'd also go all out to make women fall in love with me and then get bored and cheat on them. I have no idea why it took me so long to feel like a piece of shit but my wife had an extremely positive effect on me as a person. When I look at my daughters now I hope they never get involved with anyone like me.
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Your daughters will probably date only black dudes
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Nice humble brag asshole. Please reread the thread title and come back and tell us something that's actually embarrassing you home breaking POS!
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I'd take offense but my kids are mostly terrified of male niggers so that's very unlikely.
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Uhh... my gigantic penis makes for an awkward first impression.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
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Well chicks usually date guys that remind them of their dad
So they will end up dating dudes like you
Nice fatherhood stupid
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I'm a changed man. They only know the fake under-the-thumb version of me. Should be no problem!
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I died of complications with penile arthritis.