What's the most "con man" thing you've ever done?

[EraGodless]

I sold fireworks that I did not have.

 

[TravisPickle]

This one place The DMAN worked had 2 buildings at a complex, and there was no telling which building you'd need to be at on any given day. Would wake up, call both buildings main lines and tell them that he was busy at the other building and not to call. Then he would just go to the gym. At the end of the day he'd go to both offices in both buildings acting like he was pissed off from working too hard so nobody would question him. Did this for 2 years.

This is my secret, as long as you walk with intent and look pissed, everyone thinks you're overworked.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

In the 90s maybe.

It's a bitch and a half to find matching subtitles too. Sure you might find them or have plex find them. But half the time they won't match up timing wise. Ripping from the disc is the way to go.

 

[BootyJuice]

I would get 13 donuts and tell the cashier it was a dozen, teehee!

Fawwwwwwwkkkkkk

 

[DMbA]

It's a bitch and a half to find matching subtitles too. Sure you might find them or have plex find them. But half the time they won't match up timing wise. Ripping from the disc is the way to go.

That opensutitles website is full of ads and shit

 

[PogromStallone]

It's a bitch and a half to find matching subtitles too. Sure you might find them or have plex find them. But half the time they won't match up timing wise. Ripping from the disc is the way to go.

Is everyone here a boomer? There are several sites where you can find pretty much any subtitle you want, tailored to whatever file you downloaded.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

Is everyone here a boomer? There are several sites where you can find pretty much any subtitle you want, tailored to whatever file you downloaded.

Or, I can rip it from the disc and everything is already there. Grandpa needs his telenovela with English subtitles.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

That opensutitles website is full of ads and shit

I don't have enough AOL minutes for that.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This one place The DMAN worked had 2 buildings at a complex, and there was no telling which building you'd need to be at on any given day. Would wake up, call both buildings main lines and tell them that he was busy at the other building and not to call. Then he would just go to the gym. At the end of the day he'd go to both offices in both buildings acting like he was pissed off from working too hard so nobody would question him. Did this for 2 years.

what job would that apply to? Maintenance? But wouldn't every one notice shit was broken in both buildings? lmao

 

[Diaper WOOD]

Righteous bucks!

when COVID first started, on Sunday nights during rush I'd go to 3-4 different Chipotle's in my area, wear a mask, stare at my phone, and take the biggest order on the shelves. I'd come home with like 8-9 bowls and be set for the week. a few of those were veggie but I just added meat. not really a con, just blatant theft.
I have no moral compass, shame, or guilt.

Aren’t you wealthy?

 

[johnnynoname]

I sold fireworks that I did not have.

this is wholesome flim-flamary though

it's like you take the money, make sure your slingshot doesn't fall out your back pocket as your run away, and lawf

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Aren’t you wealthy?

That's actually a good question. @Pussymagnetpat what do you do for a living, character? based on the other thread where you talk about whoremongering across the Americas, I assume a "Digital Nomad" of some type?

 

[EraGodless]

this is wholesome flim-flamary though

it's like you take the money, make sure your slingshot doesn't fall out your back pocket as your run away, and lawf

My logic was that fireworks are illegal in NYC/Long Island so they wouldn’t get the police involved-

It would be like a drug dealer going to the cops because someone stole their drugs and money.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

That's actually a good question. @Pussymagnetpat what do you do for a living, character? based on the other thread where you talk about whoremongering across the Americas, I assume a "Digital Nomad" of some type?

I dont see the upside of sharing what i do for work on a dead radio show forum where users are savagely doxxed, coworkers sent dead mice, and pepperoni is thrown on their front porch.
…
I am however the king of the third world, and will remain so until Im predictably stabbed by a taco nigger and chopped up by the cali cartel.

 

[Not Child.]

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I dont see the upside of sharing what i do for work on a dead radio show forum where users are savagely doxxed, coworkers sent dead mice, and pepperoni is thrown on their front porch.
…
I am however the king of the third world, and will remain so until Im predictably stabbed by a taco nigger and chopped up by the cali cartel.

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You ever plow Stetten?

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

I dont see the upside of sharing what i do for work on a dead radio show forum where users are savagely doxxed, coworkers sent dead mice, and pepperoni is thrown on their front porch.
…
I am however the king of the third world, and will remain so until Im predictably stabbed by a taco nigger and chopped up by the cali cartel.

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Age.

 

[Dave Smith Fucks Poo Poo]

This one place The DMAN worked had 2 buildings at a complex, and there was no telling which building you'd need to be at on any given day. Would wake up, call both buildings main lines and tell them that he was busy at the other building and not to call. Then he would just go to the gym. At the end of the day he'd go to both offices in both buildings acting like he was pissed off from working too hard so nobody would question him. Did this for 2 years.

shut up faggot dboy

 

[Dassabesso]

I dont see the upside of sharing what i do for work on a dead radio show forum where users are savagely doxxed, coworkers sent dead mice, and pepperoni is thrown on their front porch.
…
I am however the king of the third world, and will remain so until Im predictably stabbed by a taco nigger and chopped up by the cali cartel.

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Based

 

[Dusty Dan]

I borrowed thousands from dodgy pay day loan companies in the week that the UK changed legislation and put most of them out of business. I did it against a prepaid cash only debit card in another name, withdrew all the money and then moved house (I was moving any way). Never heard from any of them and never got a mark on my credit rating.