What's the most "con man" thing you've ever done?

[FranksWirecutters]

Not sure if you can get away with it anymore but I maxed out Paypal Credit and never paid them back a dime. They don't report to credit agencies, and the most annoying thing that came of it was some letters offering a settlement for half of what I owed, which I immediately threw away. They'd try to call me too but it's easy to lock your shit down with Google voice and anti-spam apps. Eventually, they stopped bothering with the letters. Thanks for the $7500, dickheads.

I'm guessing that loophole is still there for now with whatever people are buying burritos with now, affirm or klarna or whatever, because I just saw the news story that they're finally going to partner with credit agencies.

Not my con but I heard about some guy that scammed truckers out of 60k for a cartoon and ended up spending the money on a tranny.

Not sure it's a con but I've never had to buy a laptop. I always find decent ones at work and just keep those. I've given away a dozen of them to family over the years. Most companies just lease their normal ones and let the engineering guys buy their own because they need "special" ones, and they never get asset tracked. It's also how I ended up with a dual processor amd epyc 7452 server with 768gb of ram for my home lab.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Did they not force you to download their app and show your ticket/receipt in order to collect? Even Nandos make you do that now, state of it.

No they had it out like this.
You could just walk in and grab your order (in a high trust society).

But they moved it behind the cashier like 2 years ago because too many niggers started doing it.
Niggers ruin everything.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

It's you. YOU'RE the nigger.

 

[sorchEDearth]

I worked as an LMT under my wife's name (I had no license and her name is gender neutral) for several years at multiple spas. I made lead therapist at each spa and the regular clients I procured allowed me to open up my own spa. Eventually it all got very goofy when many co-workers and clients met my wife who of course also went by the same (relatively rare) name but still no one ever asked if I was full of shit. I knew some of those people for 8-plus years and a few of them I am still in touch with (they call me by my real name now though -- told them it was my old stage name, I use to do some tv -- and none of them have asked what the deal with that whole other name was). The spas I run now are under my legal name. Never got a license, and I only massage now when I'm in the mood or I'm short-staffed (with a phony).

The real kicker is how insanely sexual my massages were. Firstly, I'm like a lot of you here. I'm what women call "sexy as fuck" (a phrase I hear a lot from uncouth mouths). I'm handsome and built. I'm convinced this is partially why I was able to establish a situation where -- as one of my female managers put it -- "every woman that comes out clearly had an orgasm" without a single scandal.

Anyway, it's been a really cool life and I owe it to my comfort with being somewhat of a flim-flam man.

 

[Bernard]

Got 2 Big Gulps at 711 and filled one of them with chili and the other with cheese. Fawkin delicious nachos for days.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Rigged the Tubal Cain Golf Tournament back in the daisy.

 

[PogromStallone]

A whole DVD iso was like 4gb and we were probably rocking a 20gb harddisk, not to mention it takes days to finish

But the .iso is just as big if you copy it from the DVD itself.

 

[DMbA]

But the .iso is just as big if you copy it from the DVD itself.

The guy was probably talking about ripping directly from the DVD idk

 

[PogromStallone]

The guy was probably talking about ripping directly from the DVD idk

If you don't understand how torrenting works, I'm not sure you'd know how to do that.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.

 

[DMbA]

If you don't understand how torrenting works, I'm not sure you'd know how to do that.

I had a couple of DVDs but I never rip them but I had to learn how to change formats of video files in order to put videos on the psp, tedious shit

 

[Bam's Feet]

I worked as an LMT under my wife's name (I had no license and her name is gender neutral) for several years at multiple spas. I made lead therapist at each spa and the regular clients I procured allowed me to open up my own spa. Eventually it all got very goofy when many co-workers and clients met my wife who of course also went by the same (relatively rare) name but still no one ever asked if I was full of shit. I knew some of those people for 8-plus years and a few of them I am still in touch with (they call me by my real name now though -- told them it was my old stage name, I use to do some tv -- and none of them have asked what the deal with that whole other name was). The spas I run now are under my legal name. Never got a license, and I only massage now when I'm in the mood or I'm short-staffed (with a phony).

The real kicker is how insanely sexual my massages were. Firstly, I'm like a lot of you here. I'm what women call "sexy as fuck" (a phrase I hear a lot from uncouth mouths). I'm handsome and built. I'm convinced this is partially why I was able to establish a situation where -- as one of my female managers put it -- "every woman that comes out clearly had an orgasm" without a single scandal.

Anyway, it's been a really cool life and I owe it to my comfort with being somewhat of a flim-flam man.

And no one questioned why you had a woman's name? Or is your wife a man, faggot?

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

If you don't understand how torrenting works, I'm not sure you'd know how to do that.

I think the point is it was way faster to rip them then to download them.

 

[sorchEDearth]

And no one questioned why you had a woman's name? Or is your wife a man, faggot?

You don't read well, do you?

As your superior (in this life and all others) I order you to read the full post (words in parenthesis included) and come back here and apologize for your stupidity. Be quick.

 

[Bam's Feet]

You don't read well, do you?

As your superior (in this life and all others) I order you to read the full post (words in parenthesis included) and come back here and apologize for your stupidity. Be quick.

Oh ok mister a boy named Sue

 

[sorchEDearth]

Oh ok mister a boy named Sue

Sue is not gender neutral. That's the whole point of the song.

As your superior, I order you to leave the forum forever. I have DM'd you my email to further correspondence. We will spend 45 minutes a day for the next 6 months turning you into a real person (for a small fee). When you've shown me that you've learned how to "become" you may come back.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pretended to like a girls hobbies to fuck her.

I read up on the artists work she liked went to a gallery with her and ended up spending years pretending to be interested in art so much that people who I wasn't trying to fuck now think i have a interest in it too years on.

This is classic male-feminist / libtard behaviour.

You either grow out of that or become what you currently are

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

i worked at a boutique and spa once and I would fuck the ladies cause my dick was so good and they didn't even care everyone knew it and we all didn't mind cause i was so good at it.

yeah that was a sick time when i was 14

 

[DMAN]

This one place The DMAN worked had 2 buildings at a complex, and there was no telling which building you'd need to be at on any given day. Would wake up, call both buildings main lines and tell them that he was busy at the other building and not to call. Then he would just go to the gym. At the end of the day he'd go to both offices in both buildings acting like he was pissed off from working too hard so nobody would question him. Did this for 2 years.

 

[PogromStallone]

I think the point is it was way faster to rip them then to download them.

In the 90s maybe.