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What's the most "con man" thing you've ever done?

Pussymagnetpat

Wtf is a Boq Legion
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I used to send in e-mails to different fast food chains saying that I had picked up some food but they got the order wrong. They'd always send two coupons for for free meals in return, I kept one and sold the other to my friends.

Righteous bucks!

when COVID first started, on Sunday nights during rush I'd go to 3-4 different Chipotle's in my area, wear a mask, stare at my phone, and take the biggest order on the shelves. I'd come home with like 8-9 bowls and be set for the week. a few of those were veggie but I just added meat. not really a con, just blatant theft.
I have no moral compass, shame, or guilt.
 

nasty twp

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Righteous bucks!

when COVID first started, on Sunday nights during rush I'd go to 3-4 different Chipotle's in my area, wear a mask, stare at my phone, and take the biggest order on the shelves. I'd come home with like 8-9 bowls and be set for the week. a few of those were veggie but I just added meat. not really a con, just blatant theft.
I have no moral compass, shame, or guilt.

Did they not force you to download their app and show your ticket/receipt in order to collect? Even Nandos make you do that now, state of it.
 
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Back when netflix sent you dvd's, i would copy them to the hard drive and enjoy them whenever on my windows home server. Got me thru the recession when I was dirt poor. I miss that thing, wish I took care of those hard drives better.
Netflix got pissed at me when I did this. I would get the DVD in the mailbox at noon, rip it and then send it back usually the same day. They started throttling my DVDs and sending them out less frequently. Cocksuckers.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Did they not force you to download their app and show your ticket/receipt in order to collect? Even Nandos make you do that now, state of it.
I get subway through the app so I don't have to suffer Indian accents or the visual of brown poo hands assembling my sandwich. Whenever I go to pick it up I actually get one of the employees' attention and just flash the app like a badge. They've never once asked to see it. Sometimes if they see me grabbing the bag and I didn't do the app thing they'll just be like "Abe?" and I say yes. Anyone could just lie and say they're Abe. They don't remember me.
 
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