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What's the cringiest thing that ever happened to you in school?

UnPRePared

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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TorpidSloth said:
Quickly. Don't google the answers.
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Christ Man, I'm just seeing this.

John Greig because he's THE Ranger; when I was growing up, he's who I remember.

Seriously, trying to trick me on sausage?

I don't care if you don't believe me. I love that you don't.
 
TorpidSloth

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Gay Faggot. said:
Calm down, Sherlock. You might solve the case that he’s not really Ray Wilson but, the English are still pedophiles.
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You're thinking of the Royal Family and Pakis. The US leads the way in CP internet viewership. Just regular Amerimutts enjoying hellish filth.
 
JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I went to an all boys school and occasionally random girls would show up in the middle of the day for some reason. One day, these two fat monsters showed up and walked into the gym for an assembly so the entire school booed them until they left. Our administration was so angry that they gave all the juniors and seniors detention LOL.

Its not cringey but I wanted to share it anyway because it was fucking awesome.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Heavy is the head that wears the crown
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RaggotFetard said:
Holy fuck, I did the same exact thing except this was in freshman history. This cute Latina with a juicy dumper named Tiffany Campos. Only time that’s ever happened.
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I'm envious of you fuckers. It takes way too much effort for me to blow a load and it always has. When I hear about premature ejaculators I always think "I'd like to have that 'problem' one fucking time." I'm sick of doing all the goddamn work all the time.
 
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Professor Rape said:
Jerked off to a chick's in memoriam page in the yearbook, there was cum all over it, and after my dad was looking through the yearbook I heard him telling my mom he thinks I came over the dead chick and how I'm fucked up, etc. I was just hiding in my room like 🙈.
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That's so deranged lol. Like, I have some dead broads in my spank bank, including the best head I've ever gotten, unfortunately. But jizzing onto the in memoriam page is too much. Feels hilariously disrespectful to me.
 
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Toast said:
I never went to Prom. Kind of feel embarrassed about that. Might explain why I'm single today.
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I never went to prom either.

I also wrote a poem to a girl I liked and slipped it into her locker. I instantly regretted it, but then she ended up thinking another guy gave it to her and thought he was weird.

You can see how these two things are related.
 
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