What's the cringiest thing that ever happened to you in school?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Punched a kid in the face in English class, blood everywhere, chairs flipping, teachers screaming, etc. Got a week off during my birthday. I hit up San Andreas hard as fuck.

I kicked a pen down the hallway while class just went out, someone stepped on it mugged out down a staircase. Got away with that one.

I beat the piss out of a kid in my natural disasters class. For no reason, too. The guy next to me said he was back there talking shit so I Frisbee'd a text book at his head, walked over a bunch of desks to get to him and teed off. When the teacher was walking me to the office he was like "fuckin' tuned him." Lol. It turned out the kid didn't say shit and the kid next to me was just winding me up. My girlfriend was in the English class across the hall and heard it all so she was all pissy at me.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I was picking my nose, then a girl asked me to pass a note to her friend and I read the note and it was about how she saw me picking my nose.


I hope she's dead

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Didn't realize I had a hole in my gym shorts and my hog fell out when we were all sitting on the floor. Luckily I think only the retarded girl saw it.

Can confirm. I was the retarded girl who was in no way forced into seeing your hog in the school corridor.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I was picking my nose, then a girl asked me to pass a note to her friend and I read the note and it was about how she saw me picking my nose.


I hope she's dead

 

[:sumaturry:]

Can confirm. I was the retarded girl who was in no way forced into seeing your hog in the school corridor.

One time we were all sitting in gym and one of the girls started screaming. Turns out the tard was shitting her pants and it was basically just liquid. I don't know why she was even in our class - she wasn't able to understand or participate in anything.

 

[Andy Elliott]

I think I read Bill Hicks’ It’s Just A Ride for my speech class. Top that faggots

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I may have said this before but I still gett physical chills thinking of it
around 2011 I would post on /b/ and /pol/ a lot, this was way before anyone knew what 4chan was.
ofc it was a lot of trolling, naturally ^_^
I used to drink cheap vodka before school with friends a couple times a week because we were shitheads, and yes I would drink by myself sometimes when they didn't show up, so I would drunk shitpost on 4chan a lot.
I was in the cafeteria one day for lunch at the table where we all sat and left my phone when I went to get food, this was before everyone's phone was their personal extension so there was no password or whatver, it was just an early iphone.
I didn't realize I hadn't cleared my history after searching for "big black cock" and had some photos saved on my phone, just like CHH would be full of nikocado pictures.
One of my friends when through my phone and the whole table was calling me a faggot.
they were normies so they didn't understand, this was before trolling was even a word.
imagine the awkwardness and tension being 16 at a table full of teammates and friends,
trying to state the case that you aren't a fag. with big black cock in your search history. in 2011.
the funny thing is, they were right. I'm gay as fuck.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I beat the piss out of a kid in my natural disasters class. For no reason, too. The guy next to me said he was back there talking shit so I Frisbee'd a text book at his head, walked over a bunch of desks to get to him and teed off. When the teacher was walking me to the office he was like "fuckin' tuned him." Lol. It turned out the kid didn't say shit and the kid next to me was just winding me up. My girlfriend was in the English class across the hall and heard it all so she was all pissy at me.

What is a natural disasters class?

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

One time we were all sitting in gym and one of the girls started screaming. Turns out the tard was shitting her pants and it was basically just liquid. I don't know why she was even in our class - she wasn't able to understand or participate in anything.

Reminds me, one time in the second grade I spotted a little round brown nugget on the carpet when we were gathered around the teacher who was reading a story. I picked it up and looked at it and was like hmm, what the hell. Then I looked up and this kid Patrick Bourne - the dumbest retard in the school - averted his eyes quickly as if he was guilty of something. I realized I picked up a ball of Patrick's shit that he somehow mined out of his ass and put it on the carpet.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What is a natural disasters class?

That’s just what they call Canadian history class.

 

[Toast]

I never went to Prom. Kind of feel embarrassed about that. Might explain why I'm single today.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Every time one of these threads are made, Abe has 5 new stories he hasn't told before that highlight how much of a lunatic he is

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

What is a natural disasters class?

It’s for tards

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Every time one of these threads are made, Abe has 5 new stories he hasn't told before that highlight how much of a lunatic he is

I've told the beating the kid up in class one before.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What is a natural disasters class?

You learn about earfquakes and tsunamis and wildfires and tectonic plates and shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You learn about fake Thanksgiving and gay groundhogs AKA ripping off American traditions and making them shitty.

FTFY

 

[Fat little piggy]

My 9th grade math teacher looked like an uglier version of Dr. Ruth. One day during a test she was walking up and down the aisle and I dropped my pencil.When I bent down to pick it up she said loudly " stop trying to look my dress you little pervert". Everyone laughed at me and I've hated the jews ever since. I was so happy when we found out she died later that year and since it was spring break no one found her body for a full week and her cats had started to eat her. Plus they gave all her classes an automatic A because they thought we were traumatized.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Every time one of these threads are made, Abe has 5 new stories he hasn't told before that highlight how much of a lunatic he is

Also, I am a kind and gentle man and I wouldn't even beat up a fly.

FTFY

Canadian Thanksgiving is the only Thanksgiving that really rocks. And what the fuck does Punxsutawney Phil have that Wiarton Willie doesn't other than a stupid non-alliterative name? A cameo in a stupid Bill Murray movie? BIG FUCKIN DEAL.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also, I am a kind and gentle man and I wouldn't even beat up a fly.


Canadian Thanksgiving is the only Thanksgiving that really rocks. And what the fuck does Punxsutawney Phil have that Wiarton Willie doesn't other than a stupid non-alliterative name? A cameo in a stupid Bill Murray movie? BIG FUCKIN DEAL.

 

[Niggerotchi]

You learn about earfquakes and tsunamis and wildfires and tectonic plates and shit.

I took that shit too out of sheer laziness.